May 2011

Ramzan Khatm Hotay Hi Zamant Ho Jaye Gi Aap Ki

Posted by Unknown On Saturday, May 21, 2011

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Bas .Thoray Din Sabr Kar Lo,

Ramzan Khatm Hotay Hi Zamant Ho Jaye Gi Aap Ki..!

Sehri K Baad 15 Ghantey

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Sehri K Baad 15 Ghantey Gheri Nend So Liya Jae Tou Bhok Or Piyas Nahi Lagti

ZUBAIDA AAPA K “Totkey”

Ap 29 Roze Rakhna Chahte Hain Ya 30

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Salam Evry 1 Plz Mje Abi Msg Kr K Bta Do K Ap 29 Roze Rakhna Chahte Hain Ya 30 ?

Main Phir UsSi Din Chhat Par Jaon Ta K Ap Eid Mana Saken

Aapka Chand.:-)

Aftari Pr Kab Bulaogy Yar.?

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(( )) ,(/W/)
-”–”— “-”

Ek Bat Puchon Tm Se. Kan Edhar Karo…

(‘V’)<’ )
(( )) (/W/)
“–”–”-”-

Aftari Pr Kab Bulaogy Yar.?

Jo Rozedar Bhool Ker Agar Kuch Kha-Pee Ley

Posted by Unknown On Wednesday, May 18, 2011

Jo Rozedar Bhool Ker Agar Kuch Kha-Pee Ley.

To Ussy Chahiye K Wo Apna Roza Pora Kare Q K Usy ALLAH Ne Khilaya Pilaya Hai.

(Sahi Bukhari Kitabu Saum:1894)

SHAB-E-QADAR MuBaRIK

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SHAB-E-QADAR MÜBÅRIK
ALLAH IS KHUBSURAT RAAT KE SADQE HUM SUB KI MAGFIRAT FARMAYE (AMEEN)

Comes The Time Of “Lailatul Qadar”

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Comes The Time Of
“Lailatul Qadar” And
The Last Ashra Of Hope
And Salvation,
I Feel The Need To Ask
…Forgiveness From You.
I Might Have Hurt You
Intentionally Or Unintentionally,
Back-Bite About You,
Ignored You , I Truly Asked
For Forgiveness. I Might Have
Made Fun Of You And Laughed
Along With Others. I Am Sorry
I Am Just Human. Your
Forgiveness May Be The Means
Of Less Pain For Me On The
Day Of Judgment.
Please Remember Me In Your
Duas InshAllah
And That I Have Forgiven You
Too For The Sake Of ALLAH …

Stay Blessed

Khalqat-E-Khuda Aj Rone Ko He

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Khalqat-E-Khuda Aj Rone Ko He

Mah-E-Rmzan B Juda Hone Ko He

Socho Zra K Kya Paya Hmne

Kya Apne RAB Ko Mnaya Hmne?

Kya Jane Ye Mah Naseb Ho Ya Na Ho

USKI Rhmat Ka Kya Haq Nbhaya Hmne?

Ho K Ashkbar Mang Lo RAB Se

Ab To Rukhsat Ye Mah Hony Ko He.

Jo Bnana Hai Isi WaQt Bna Lo Muj Ko

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Jo Bnana Hai Isi WaQt Bna Lo Muj Ko.,

Ab Kisi Or Zamanay Pe Na Talo Muj Ko.,

Kisi Jhumer Ki Turha Khud Pe Saja Lo Muj Ko.,

Zindgi Apni Kisi Turha Bana Lo Mujh Ko.,

Apni Aagosh K Takiye Pe Mera Sar Rakh Do.,

Unglian Phair Kr Balon Main Sulla Lo Muj Ko.,

Mujh Ko Tanhai Ki Duniya Main Na Rakho Jana.,

Apney Aainey Ka Ik Aks Bna Lo Muj Ko.,

Dushmni Pr Uter Aaye Meri Duniya Waley.,

Apni Palkon Ki Panah De Kr Chhupa Lo Mujh Ko.!

Us Fiza Me B Jalte Rahe Hum Kisi K liye

Posted by Unknown On Sunday, May 15, 2011

Us Fiza Me B Jalte Rahe Hum Kisi K liye

Jahan Chiragh Taraste The Roshni k liye

Yad Rahega Ye Dor-e-Hayat B Hum ko

K Tarse The Zindgi Me Zindgi K Liye...!

Kash wo subha neend sy jagy to mujh sy larnay aaye

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Kash wo subha neend sy jagy to mujh sy larnay aaye...!!!

K tum kon hotay ho meray khawbon men aany walay..!

"Good Night"

Woh Tha To Kahin WaQt Theharta Hi Na Tha

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Woh Tha To Kahin WaQt Theharta Hi Na Tha...!

Ab WaQt Guzarnay Mein Bohat WaQt LaGta Hai...!

2 bachAy aik hi bed pay

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2 bachAy aik hi bed pay aik hi blanket (Kambal) main baythay thay.

1st kid: Main ek larka hoon.or Tum kon ho ?

2nd kid: Mujy nahi pata !

1st kid: Acha wait kro main dekhta hoon

(yeh keh k wo Blanket k andar gya or thori dair baad bahir nikla or bola)

"Tum 1 larki ho"

2nd kid: Tumhy kasay pata chala ?

1st kid: Keun k meray socks blue han,

Or tumhary socks pink han

"Moral"
bachay to bachay hotay hain mgr apki soch ka to javab nhi:-P

Mujhay Likh Kar Kahin Mehfooz Kar L

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Mujhay Likh Kar Kahin Mehfooz Kar Lo,,

Tumhari Yaadasht Say NikaltA Ja RahA Hoon Main.....!!!

Larkiyo ne diya hai mjhe is had tak dhoka

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Larkiyo ne diya hai mjhe is had tak dhoka.

Larkiyo ne diya hai mjhe is had tak dhoka

Ab koi larki khud akar bhi number de to main kehta hu.
"PONKA"

Pathan Khof Zadah Tha Or Ro Raha Tha

Posted by Unknown On Thursday, May 12, 2011

Pathan Khof Zadah Tha Or Ro Raha Tha

Kisi Ne Pocha
Khan Kia Howa

Pathan
Yaara Kal Humara
Class Felow Ka
Inteqal Ho Gya

us Ka Roll No
45 Tha Or Mera
46 He:-)

Doctor ne double roti khaney ko bola he

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1 Pathan roti k uppar roti rakh k kha raha tha..

Uski wife boli: Khan saheb kia hoa?

Pathan: Tabiyat kharab he.. Doctor ne double roti khaney ko bola he...!

Wife:aaj tum udaas Q ho

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Wife:aaj tum udaas Q ho ?
.
Husbend:aaj meri maa or meri behen alag ho gai..
.
Wife: koi baat nhi.. ab mai aagai hu na.. mai tumhari maa behen ek kr dungi..;-)

Bohat Dil Ko Kushada Kr Liya TUM NE

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'Bohat Dil Ko
Kushada Kr Liya
TUM NE

Zamane Bhar Se
Wada Kr Liya
TUM NE

Bohat Masroof
Hote Ja Rahe
Ho

Shayed Hum Se
Bicharne Ka
Irada Kr Liya
TUM NE...!

wo khud ko Bewafa nahi kehta

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"WO Kehta Rehta" hai Bari "Majbooriyan hain" "waqt " ki, !!!

'faraz.''
.
"Saaf Lafzon" main wo khud
ko "Bewafa" nahi kehta!

Kes Dor-E-Jahalat Mein G Rahe Hein Hum

Posted by Unknown On Monday, May 9, 2011

Kes Dor-E-Jahalat Mein G Rahe Hein Hum,
"IQBAL"

Yahan Adam Ka Beta Khush Hota Hai, Hawa Ki Beti Ko Benaqab Dekh Kar...!!
A message 4 all muslims.!

What is Microsoft Excel

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Faraz In Computer Exam

Examiner
"What is Microsoft Excel?"

Faraz: "It is a new brand of Surf Excel which used for to clean the computer...!

Kamine Mujhe Propose Kar raha hy Ya Godh le raha hai

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Larka apni G.F se:
Meri Bachi!
Meri shonu!
Meri Gurya!
Tum Mujh Se Shadi Karo Gi?
Bolo Baby..?

G.F:
Kamine Mujhe Propose Kar raha hy Ya Godh le raha hai..!

1 Aadmi ne FM radio pr call ki

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1 Aadmi ne FM radio pr call ki.

Man: Mujhe 1 wallet mila hai jis mai bohat sary paisay, credit cards aur NIC card hai. Gulshan e iqbal ka hai...

Host: Tu ap unhey wallet wapis dena chahaty hein?

Man: pagal smjha hua hai kya?

Usay meri taraf se ek SAD Song dedicate kr dena :-)

Chand sitaron pe kali ghata to chati hogi

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Chand sitaron pe kali ghata to chati hogi

taron ki jhilmilati sham to aati hogi

tum lakh chupao hum sy Magar

Light to tumhari b 3 dfa jati ho gi,,...!

Me ZARDARI Se Mutmain Hun

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ShetaN apne Bacho Se

JOHN; Tmhri Duty Aj Se Amrica Me Hy

JULEE; Tm UK jao

PETER; Tm India
john
PakIstn Kon jayeGa

>Shetan
Koi nhi
Me ZARDARI Se Mutmain Hun....!

Ek Din main Ne DIL se Puchha

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Ek Din main Ne DIL se Puchha
"Waadon"or "Yadon"me kya FARQ hai?

Jawab mila

Mera kam blood supply karna hai.
Ye faltu baten FARAZ se pucho...

Tere Wajood Se Hain Gulshan Ki Ronakain ae Maa

Posted by Unknown On Sunday, May 8, 2011

Tere Wajood Se Hain Gulshan Ki Ronakain,

"Ae MAA"

Tere Baad Is Bhari Dunya Ko Hum Weeran Likhenge...!

Happy Mother's Day

I Believe In Love At First Sight

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"I Believe In Love At First Sight"
Because I've Been Loving My Mother Since I Opened My Eyes...!

"HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY"

Ghareeb Samjh Kr Humen Doston ne SMS Karna chor Dya

Posted by Unknown On Thursday, May 5, 2011

Ghareeb Samjh Kr Humen Doston ny
SMS Karna
chor Dya

_-_-" FARAZ "-_-_

Kya Ghareebon K Mobile Men Inbox Nhi Hota
('.')
<) )>bus yar
/ / begairt log hy.

Ho Agar Munasib To Meri Bhool Chook Maaf Kar Dena

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Ho Agar Munasib To Meri Bhool Chook Maaf Kar Dena...

Suna hay Neend,Mout Ka Dosra Naam Hay...

*..GOOD NIGHT DEAR..*

ADHORA PYAR

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"ADHORA PYAR"

Chalo tum sath mat dena,

Mujhe beshak bhula dena,

Naye sapne saja lena,

Naye rishtay bana lena,

Bhula dena sabhi waday sabi yadain sabhi Natay,

Tumhain jana! ijazat hai,

Jo diL chahe Woh sab karna,

Magar ab tum kisi se bhi..

"'Aadhora pyaar mat Krna,,,,

Kafan Ki girah khol k mera Deedar to krlo

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" Kafan Ki girah khol k mera Deedar to krlo "

<-~ wasi ~->

" Band Ho Gayin Hen Wo Aankhein Jin Se Tum Nazar churaya Karte Thay "

Mante hain k sara JAHAN tere SATH hoga

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Mante hain k sara JAHAN tere SATH hoga,

KHUSHI ka har lamha tere PAAS hoga,

jis din TOOT jayengi SANSE hamari,

us DIN tujhe Hamari KAMI ka EHSAS hoga.

Me Ro Raha Tha Jab Mere Paon Me Jotay Nahi The

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"Me Ro Raha Tha Jab Mere Paon Me Jotay Nahi The,,.

"Lekin: 'Achanak Me Chup Ho Gaya Jab Mene 1 Shakhs Ko Dekha Jis K Paon Hi Nahi The...!
"Har Haal Me ALLAH Ka Shukar Aada Karo K Us Ne Tumhin Boht Se Logon Se Behtar Banaya Hai..
"FACE THA FACT"

Mohabbat sab se kro

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" Mohabbat "
sab se kro !

lakin us se or b ziada kro jis k dil mai
" Tumhary " liye tum se b ziada
" Mohabbat "
hai..!

The number u have dialled is powerd off

Posted by Unknown On Sunday, May 1, 2011

Arzz keya hai.
.
Na JEENAY ki tammana hai na marne ka khof,
.
wah b wah
.
The number u have dialled is powerd off.

Ankhon mein sama jatay ya dil mein utar jatay

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Ankhon mein sama jatay ya dil mein utar jatay
Dono ka bhala hota dono he sanwar jatay

Miltay to yeh acha tha jeevan ki musafat mein
Kuch faslay kam hotay kuch roz guzar jatay

Doori bhi aas hay ik ghanimat to hay warna
Jo aas pay jeetay hein wo log bikhar jatay hein

Kuch roz judai k iss haal mein bhi guzray
Hanstay howay rodetay ,rotay howay ghar jatay

Manzil hay na thikana hay acha hay kuch bhi nahi
Ruktay to kaha ruktay ,jatay to kaha jatay

Guzra hay yeh aalam bhi tanhai k jungle mein
Bay khof phira kartay phir aap he dar jatay

Bayganggi yeh kasii aay dost maza tab tha
Kuch log idar atay kuch log udar jatay

Aik saath raha karna phir us par guraiz "Yasir"
Maqsood thi doori to meelon say guzar jatay.

Junoon sawar na hota to baat mushkil thi

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Junoon sawar na hota to baat mushkil thi ,
Bohat ghubar na hota to baat mushkil thi ,

Raza say tehray hein apni tumharay koochay mein ,
Yanhan qarar na hota to baat mushkil thii,

Rukay howay hein k badlo gay faislay ek din,
Yeh intizar na hota to baat mushkil thi,

Yeh dil rafeeq hay apna taweel arsay say ,
Yeh ghum gasar na hota to baat mushkil thi ,

Khata hoi thi magar us nay mazrat karlii ,
Wo sharamsar na hota to baat mushkil thi ,

Hum aehlay dil to humesha wafa nibhatay hein ,
Yeh karobar na hota to baat mushkil thi ,

Humaray samnay rahta hay wo har ek lamha,
Kabhi kabhar na hota to baat mushkil thi ,

Ajab dil hay badan pay nazar rakhta hay ,
Yeh pehray dar na hota to baat mushkil thi ,

Aab aesay chor k jana ajeeb lagta hay ,
Wo sogwar na hota to baat mushkil thi ,

Dilon say phoot he parti hein cahatien ,
Yeh atibar na hota to baat mushkil thi.

Khushi K Lamhe Kis Kadar Mukhtasir Hote hain

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Khushi K Lamhe Kis Kadar Mukhtasir Hote hain,
FaRaZ!
Idhar Bachi Online hui,
Udhar Light chali Gayi-
.
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<)(\, Lo Btao Yar
l l_ Ab kia karun.
Sali phir bad mai online b nai hoti wo,