Käise krega Tü
A ~~DOST~~
Mèré pyär ka Samändar Teri Soch se b Gehra häi...'
Tere darshan ko aa jatay hain teri galion main
"Saqi",,,
Warna sara shehar baqi hai Faqat awargi k liye...!!
Mujh Sy Gily Hain Mujh Pr Bharosa Nahi Usy,
Ye Soch Kr Hum Ny B To Roka Nahi Usay,
Wo Shakhs Kabhi Chand Sitaaron Sy Ye Poochay,
Hy Kon Si Wo Raat Jb Socha Nahi Usay,
Alfaz Teer Ban k Utarty Rahy Dil Mein,
Sunty Rahy Chup Chap Hi, Toka Nahi Usay,
Saghar, Ye Mohabat Nahi Usool-e-wafa Hai,
Hum Jaan To Dain Gy Magr Dhoka Nahi Usay..!!
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to kisi aur ki Bakhshi hui Amanat hai
¤"FARAZ"¤
Hum tau Faqat
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ki Rasm ada kartay hen... .!!
Histry of Pakorey;
Ek Baloach basin ki balls bana kr garam oil me dal raha tha..
Jb thori der bad b wo kac'che the to Baloach bola:
arrey
"Pako Rey" :-D
Kuch kami si hai Tum Bin!
Na rung na roshni hai Tum Bin!
Waqt apni raftar se chal rha hai!
Bs dharkan thami si hai Tum Bin!
Na barish hai na Dhuaan!
Phir be dil main tapish si hai Tum Bin!
Bohat roka hai Badal ko barasne say!
Phir bhi aankhon main Nami si hai Tum Bin!!
"LOVE"
Is madicine,
For any kind of pain.
But
Be sure that:;
There is no madicine in the world,
For the pain given by,
"LOVE"
Ek din mille wo mujh say,
Bujhe Bujhe se,
Jhuke jhuke se,
Udasiyoun mein
Rache basse se,
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Jab main ne poocha...
Udaas kyon ho..?
Itne Preshan kyun ho..?
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Jhuka ke palkain
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Chupa ke chehra
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Lage wo kehnay...
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20 da load krwaya si kise hor de number te ho gaya..!!
Tujhe Fursat Na Mili Parhne Ki "faraz"...
Hum To Tere Shehar Mein Biktey Rahey Kitaabon Ki Tarah...!!!
You are Sweet,
Cute and an Ultra-dynamic Personality!!
You are one in a Million with a Golden Heart !!
For More JOKES dial
0900-78601 tele fun... ;-)
Hain sabhi ko hum say shikayatein, Pr humain ksi se gila nahin...
Yeh usool hum ne bana liya,Na mila karo, Na gila karo...!
Ab To Aankhion Main Simati Nahi Koi Surat..
Kash Mainy Tumhe Ghor Se Na Dekha Hota ...!!
Mobile kya hai?
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Answer dhond rhe ho kya?
Ye hath me kya kharboza Pakra hua he?
Hum to urrti chirya k bhi par gin letey hein
Faraz...
Is mein mushkil hi kiya hay 2 hi to hotey hein...!!
Larka: Tum kitni haseen ho,
Larki: choro na!
Larka: tumhari ankhain kitni haseen hain,
Larki: choro na tum be!
Larka: itni dair se chor hi to raha hoon...!!
FARAZ ki girl friend date pe late ho gai,
Girl: sorry, i m late
FARAZ: arz kia hai,
Falak pe sitaron ko neend a rahi hai,
Falak pe sitaron ko neend a rahi haì,
Dosri ka time ho gaya aur tu ab a rahi hai......!!?
Barish ki tar boondon ne jab dastak di drwaze per,
Mehsos hua tum aye ho andaz tmhare jasa tha,
Hawa ke halke jhonke ne jab aahat ki khirki per,
Mehsoos howa tum chale ho
andaz tmhare jesa tha,
Men ne boondon ko apny hath per tpkaya to,
Ik sard sa ehsas howa vo lams tmhare jesa tha,
Men tanha chala jab barish men
ik jhonke ne sath diya,
Men smjha tum sath ho mere
ehsas TMHARE JESA THA*
phir ruk gai wo barish b
rahi na baki aht b
men smjha mjy tm chor gae
ANDAZ tmhary jesa tha...!!!
Muhabat Roth Jay To Usy Bahoun Main Ly Laina,
Boht He Pas Kr K Tum Usy Jany Nahe Daina,
Wo Daman B Churay To Usy Tum Qasm Dy Daina,
Dilon K Mamlon Me To Khatain Ho He Jate Hain,
Tum En Khataoun Ko Bahana Mat Bana Laina,
Muhabat Roth Jay To Usy Jaldi Manaa Laina...!!!
Aye na agar tumhe yaad humari
Hum karenge fariyad tumhari
Bewafa ho tum ye na kahenge kisi se
Kahenge k kami thi wafa me humari...!!!
Maiyyat pe meri aaey hain,kuch is adaa se wo,
Sab un pe mar mittey, meri tadfeen chhor kar...!!
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"* Dil ki *"
*Gehrayon*
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Fitay moon!
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us ka jo Aap ka
Bura chahay...!!
FRiEND In Different Lanaguages...
Iranian - DOST
German - FREUND
Herbew - CHAVER
French - AMi
Pinoy - KAiBiGAN
Dutch - VREND
Mexican - AMiGO
For Me.. Just Simply "YOU"
Woh Haseena Woh Neelam Pari,
Hue Election Mein Thi Wo Khari,
Janne Kahan Se Ik Goli Chali,
Or Ho Gae Museebat Khari,
Mein Bechra Hon Awara Hon
Bolo Mein Samjhaon Ye Ab Kis Kis Ko,
Dil Mein Mere Hai,
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto
Dard-e-Bhutto..!!
Agar ksi ko Matric, Inter, B.Com ya B.A
k Papers main Numbers barhwany hon to
mujhy Name aur Roll No. MAIL kar dein...!
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Main Masjid main Dua Karon Ga...!
Wohi Mehsoos Karten Hain Saza Dard-e-Muhabbat Ki "FARAZ",
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Jo Apni Zaat Se Barh ker Kisi Se PIYAR Karte Hain....!!
Wo Silsilay Wo Shoq Wo Qurbat Nahi Rahi,
Phir Yun Hua K Dard Me Shiddat Nahi Rahi,
Apni Aindagi Me Hogaya Masroof Wo Buaht,
Or Hum Ko Yaad Karne Ki Fursat Nahi Rahi..!!
LovE Is Possible After Friendship,
But Friendship Is Not Possible After LovE,
BecousE
Medicines Work Before Death,
Leter Nothing Can Be Used,,,!!
"NEND" Me "SAPNO" Se Mat Khelna,
"ANKHON" Me "ASHKON" Se Mat Khelna,
"DARD" Mein "ZAKHMON" Se Mat Khelna,
Aur
"PIYAR" Mein "APNO" Se Mat Khelna....!!
Lo Aaj Phir Rone Laga Hai Aasman Banker Barish,
Shayad Aaj Usko Bhi Ehsas Hua Meri Tanhai Ka...!!
Koi Sansoo Me Samaya Sa Lagta Hai,
Kisi Ko Dil Me Basaya Sa Lagta Hai
Unse Milne Ki Tammana Hai Lekin
Aane Jane Ka Kiraya B Lagta Hai............!
Santa :- yar Banta ! tujhe kasie pata ye Murga hai ya Murgii !
Banta :- Aare yar! ye b koi puchne wale bat hai,
Pather mar ke dekho ! bhagi to murgi aur bhaga to murga....
Mere Hi Hathon Pe Likhi hai Taqdeer Meri "FARAZ"
Or Meri Hi Taqdeer Par Mera Bus Nahi Chalta...!!
Hello'
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Jaanu'
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Sohna'
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I Love U'
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I Miss U'
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I Like U'
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Ajeeb Laga Kiya?.
To Main Kiya Karon..
ZONG walay Kehten Hain,
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SAB KEH DO...!!
Wo Is Qadar Apni Zaat Me Uljha Raha "FARAZ"
K Koi Toot K Bikher Gaya Or Usey Khabar Tak Na Hui..!!
Agar Aap Chahten Hain K Aap K Ghar Rehmaton K Farishten Aayen,
To Please
Please..
Please..
Please..
Aap Apne Ghar Se Bahir Tashreef Le Jayen..!!
Wo Silsilay Wo Shoq Wo Qurbat Nahi Rahi,
Phir Yun Hua K Dard Me Shiddat Nahi Tha,
Apni Zindagi Main Hogaya Masroof Wo Buhat,
Or Hum Ko Yaad Karne Ki Fursat Nahi Rahi..!!
Bohat Chup chup sy rehty ho,
Na bantay ho,
Na sawartay ho,
Na koi baat karty ho,
Bhari mehfil main bhi aksar,
Hamesha kahoye rehty ho,
Udasi ankh main bhar kar,
Har ek cheray ko takty ho,
Koi jab yaad ata hai,
Tu thandi aah bharty ho,
Tu khul kar kyun nahi kehty,
KISI SY PIYAR KARTY HO!!!!
Hont Thak Gaye Hain Bula Bula Ker,
Aankhen Thak Gayin Hain Mana Mana Ker,
Aisa Sang Dil Dost Mila Hai,
Jo Sms Bhi Kerta Hai "Ammi" Ke Paise Chura Chura Ker....!!
Chupkay Se Bheja Tha Ek Gulab Usay
~FARAZ~
Khushboo Ne Sheher Bhar Me Tamasha Bana Diya...!!
Us ka mil k bichdna tu jesay dastor ho gaya
Yaadon main unki dil majbor ho gaya
Kasor nahi is main kuch bhi unka faraz...........
Hamari chahat hi itni thy k unhain gror ho gaya..!!
Kisi Na Kisi Pe Aitebar Ho Jata Hai,
Ajnabi Koi Shaks Dost Ho Jata Hai,
Izhar Se Nahi Hoti Mohabbat Sada,
Kisi Ki Khsmodhi Se Bhi Aksar Pyaar Ho Jata Hai...!!
Usko ,,,
Baray Khuloos Se Samjhaya Tha,
Ye Muhabbat
Ye Chahat
Ye Rooh
Ye Jism
Ye Jaan
Sab Kisi Ki Amanat Hain Meray Paas…
Dainay Ko Kuch Bhi Nahi Hai!
Us Ne Khamoshi se
Meray Behtay Huay Ashkon Ko
Apni Hatheli Pe Saja Liya
Aur Ye Kehta Hua Chal Diya…
Mujhy Meray Jeenay Ka Sahara Mil Gaya!!!
Kitne Log Hain,
Mere Milne Waley,
Mere Chahne Waley,
Mere Sung Chlane Waley,
Hansne Waley,
Mere Dukh Me Rone Waley,
Phir B Jane Q Khawish Hay,
K Koi
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Tum Sa Ho……!!!
Tu Kisi Aur Ke Liye Hoga Samander-e-Ishq Faraz,
Main Tu Tere Sahil Se Roz Pyasa Guzar Jata Hon..!!
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*//J$hn.e.Azadi//*
¤// Mubarak //¤
//In Advance//
I Love you PaKistan...!!
Eid Mubarak
Oh Sorry,
Happy Valentine
Shit..!
Happy Birthday
Aah..!
Good Night
Nooo.
i Wntd To Say Best Wishes Inn Ur Wedding
Ooops.!
No No Noo
Haan Yad aya.
I MISS Ü...
Oh no yar
Ap ko mene
""Ramzan"" ki mubark deni thi..!!!
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Be Zubano Ko WO ZUBAN Deta He.
"Parhne Ko Phir WO QURAN Deta He"
"Bakhshne Pe aye Jb Umat K Gunahon Ko...
""Tohfe main Gunahgaro Ko RAMZAN Deta He...
::: RAMADAN :::
::: MUBARIK :::
Sharifo men koi chor nahi hota,
Khwabo men koi mor nahi hota,
Naye patang ka koi dor nahi hota,
Arey yaar,
Hum se jo kare dosti wo kabhi bor nahi hota..!!
Aa DIL Tu TANHAIOUN Mein Rehny Ka AADI Hoja..
Jinhein Tu YAAD Karta Hai Woh Bary MASROOF Rehtay Hain...!
Ikhteyaar-e-Tarannum Se Tabassum Ki Roshni Ko Jala dena.
Wah Wah Wah
Arz Kiya Hai....
Ikhteyaar-e-Tarannum Se Tabassum Ki Roshni Ko Jala dena.
Wah Wah Wah
Jab Iska Matlab Samajh Aaye To Mujhe Bhi Bata Dena.....
Khawabon Mein Ayenge SMS Ki Tarah.
Dil Mein Bas Jaenge RINGTONE Ki Tarah.
Pyar Kabhi Kam Na Hoga BALANCE Ki Tarah.
Bus Aap Busy Na Rehna NETWORK Ki Tarah..!
Agar
Kabhi
Aap Ko
Mere
Sms
Receive
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To
Aap
Pareshaan
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Hona.
Kyon K
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Mujhe Or Bhi Kam Hote Hain...!!
Ek Sharabi 3rd Floor Say Neeche Gir Gaya,
Log Uske Ird-Gird Jama Ho Gaye Or pocha :
Kya Hua Bhai...?
Sharabi: Pata Nahi Bhai Me Bhi Abhi Aya Hoon....!!
Pakistani Singer
SAJJAD ALI Ne Bhi kiya Khoob Kaha Hai K......
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Chal Rein De!!!
Mohabbaton Me Shumar Kaisa,
Yaqeen Kesa,
Gumaan Kaisa,
Urooj Kaisa,
Zawal Kaisa,
Sawaal kaisa,
Jawab kaisa,
Mohabbatein To Mohabbatein Hain
Mohabbaton Me Hisab Kesa....!
Log Parh Lete Hain Meri Aankho Se Dil Ki Halat
"FARAZ"
Mujh Se Ab Tere "PIYAR" Ki Hifazat Nahi Hoti..!
"AAP" Jante Ho Mere Life Ki Sab Se 'KEEMTI" Cheez Kiyaa hai ?
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Is Msg Ka Pehla Lafz...
Zinda Raha To Tumhara Hi Sath Nibhaonga "DOSTO"
Bhool Jaon To Ye Samajhna K .
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Koi "Bachi' Set Ho Gayi Hai..!
"Us Ne" Wada Kiya Tha K.....!
"Tujhy" Apna Bana K Chorengy"
Or...Phir "Us Ne" Aysa Hi Kiya....
Apna Banaya......
Or...
Chor Diya....!!
Goog News !
Ab Aap Is Sms K Zariye Apne Mobile Set Per
"STAR PLUS" Bilkul Free Dekh Sakte Hain
Wo Bhi 24 Hours
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Meaning Of "PYAAR"?
It's A Group Of Friends Sitting Around A Table And "Smoking"
& Saying.....
"P - YAAR".....!
Jo Log Soch Samajh K Shadi Nahi Kartey,
Wo Zindagi Bigar Letay Hain,
Or Jo Log Soch Samajh K Shadi Karte Hain,
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Wo Konsa Teer
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Maar Letay Hai...!
Ab Wo "CHAAQU" Lekar Mere Peche Lag Gaya Hai
"FARAZ"
Jab Se Main Ne Kaha Hai
"DIL CHEER K DEKH TERA HI NAAM HOGA"
Niklay Thay Kuch Is Umeed Se K Un Ko Talash Karenge
"FARAZ"
Kismat Ne SAri Umer Ka Musafir Bana Diya..!
Aaj Apko Ek Achi Chez Sikhate Hain!
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"BARDASHT"!
Lab Pe Ati Hai Dua Ban K Tamanna Meri,
Zindagi Goli Se Ho Mehfooz Khudaya Meri,
Na Koi Bomb Dhamake Se Urade Mujhko,
Muft me Jaam-E-Shahadat Na Pila De Mujhko,
Mere ALLAH Target Killing Se Bacahana Mujhko,
Aur Sikha De Koi T.T Ya LMG Chalana Mujhko,
Mere NA Hone Se Sheher ME Andhera Ho Jaye,
Door KARACHI Se Pathan Hon To Ujala Ho Jaye.
Jab Kisi Per Bura Waqt Ata Hai To
Uske Saray DOST Or Uske Ghar Waley
Uskay Peechy Khare Hote Hain
Yaqeen Nahi Ata To Kisi Ki Bhi.....
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"SHADI" Ka Photo Dekh Lo
Aamir Khan Ki Film "Ghajini" Dekh K Adnan Sami Ne Faisla Kiya Hai K WO Bhi Ek Film Banayenge Us Film Ka Naam Hoga...
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"WAZNI"
Aik Muhabbat Hi Nahi Dunya Me Dard Ka Sabab Faraz.....!
Suna Hai "Koolay" INJECTION Lagane Se Bhi Bohat Dard Hota Hai:-}
Dosti Ka Dava Karne Wale Humne Dekhe Hai "JaveD"
Jinhen Hum Aziz To Hain Magar Apni Masrofiyat k Bad !
To Khud Ko Beshak Kitna Hi Tanha Mehsoos Ker A-e Dost...!
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Main Phir B Tujhe Kisi "Bachi" Ka Number Send Nahi Karonga
Koshish Karo K Tum Dunya Me Raho Dunya Tum Me Na Rahe
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Kashti Jab Tak PANI Me Rehti Hai Khoob Terti Hai Lekin Jab Pani Kashti Me Ajati Hai To Wo Doob Jati Hai
"Dil" ki Veeran Basti Akser Hum Se Pocha Karti Hai "JaveD"
Wo Log Kahan Gaye Jo DIL Me Basne Aye Thay
Bottle main Pepsi say zyaada....
used Socks main smell say bhi zyaadaa....
Adnan Sami main charbi say zyaada...
Mithai main sweet say zyaada...
Pakistan main coruption say zzyaada... I LOVE U
Suchta tha har mor per aap ka intezar karenge.. per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, per, kambhakat sadak hi sidhi nikli.
Aap aik brilliant, beautiful, genius, smart, nice, gud looking, intelligent, respectful, kind, ideal larkay/larki ka sms par rahe ho.
Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Dosti kro college wali se, Ishq larao office wali se, Flirt kro pros wali se, Pyar kro dilwali se, ankh larao sali se, aur maar khao ger wali se.