Bohat Kho Chuka Hon Ab Khony Ki Taqat nhi Muj Main

""YAA'RUBB""

Kuch Log Jö Mere Hein,Unhein Bs Mera Hi Rhnay De...!

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Teacher : Kisne Chand pr pehla kadam rkha tha?

Student : Neil Armstrong.

Teacher : Good. or Dosra?

Student : Dosra b usi ne rakha tha,wo langara thori tha.

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Girlfriend : Plz Don't Drink & Drive,

Accident Bohut Ho Rahe Hain Aajkal..!!

Boy : Thanks Baby, You're So Caring..!!

Friend : Plz Don't Drink & Drive,

Accidents Bohut Ho Rahe Hain Aajkal..!!

Boy : Pata Hai Beta, Apne Baap Ko Mat Sikha... :>

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Wo Kon Sa Ek Mazak Hai Jo Salon Pehle Bhi Students Krte The,
Krte Hain Aur
Humesha Krte Rahenge.?
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ANS:
Boht Mazak Ho Gaya Yaar Kal Se Prhai Shru

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DiL to kehta hai k chhor jaon ye DUNiYA
".MAGAR."
Phir KHAYAAL ata hai k
Abhi to meri SHADI bhi ni hoi:-)
('.') Na G na..!
<) (> Program
/ /_ Cancel..!

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Pehle Log Suraj Ko Dekh Kar Waqt Ka Andaza Lagate Thay,
Phir Ek Waqt Aya K Log Ghari Dekh K Andaza Lagane Lage,
Phir Logo Ne Apni Ghari PTV oR Dosre Chanels Se Milana Shuro Kardi Miyari
Time K Liye
oR Aaj K Log Kehte Hy
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Light Chali Gai Matlab 10 Baj Gaye Hy.
"KESC" Changes Ur Life Style.

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Usko Chaha To Muhabbat Ki Samajh Aae Warna,,,,,

Ishq ki takleef k afsany Suna Krty thy........!!!

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Qaazi:- Nikah k Waqt Hazreen se:"Kisi ko iss shadi per aitraaz hai?"

Ek awaz i: "Mujhe hai!"

Qaazi bola: "Tum khamosh raho Badtamez!

Tum DULHA ho.. ;)

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TaMaM Gilay ShikWay Mita k Soya karo ,
" Mere Doston "
Mout kiSi ko Waqt-E-Mulakat Nahi Deti ...!.

GooD NIGHT ..........

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Aik sawal pocha gaya mjh se k,
"MUHABBAT"
kia he?
Main ne jawb ye dia k
jab insan boht gehri or methi nend me ho or us k kano me azan ki awaz aye
or wo apni nend ko chor kr ALLAH k lye namaz parhne khara hojaey.

ye hay schi
"Mohabbat"
Plz Namaz parho or Dosron ko b Dawat doo..

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Matlabi larki se achhi to meri apni cigrate hai

Jo mere honton se apni zindagi shuru krti hai

or

mere kadmon taley apna dum tor deti hy.

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About MAA:
Dastan mere laad pyar ki Bas,
Ek Hasti k gird ghoomti hai,

Pyar JANNAT se is liye hay mujhey,
Ye meri MAA k qadam choomti hai.

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Log pochtey hen kyon surkh hen tumhari Aankhen,
Hans k keh deti hon raat so na saki,

Lakh chahon bhi magar yeh keh na sakon,
Raat ronay ki hasrat thi magar ro na saki

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Q her bar mosam ki tarah badal jate ho,
Her naye din hamara dil dukhate ho,

Yeh bat sunkar hamari roh tak kanp gaye,
K tum ab bartan dhone wale sabun se nahate ho

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Sine me dil,

Dil me dard,

Dard me yaqin,

Yaqin me khyal,

Khayal me khwab,

Khuwab me tasvir

Tasvir me sirf ap!

Itna Darawna khuwab?

Baap re Baap

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1 Haath me pen
.
Dusre Me Phone
.
1 Kaan Se lecture
.
Dusre me song
.
1 AaNKH board Pe
.
Dusri Lover Pe.
.
Kon kehta hai student life is easy?
Students r vry vry busy. ;-)

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:GHAZAL:
Usko chaha to bohat magar wo mila hi nhi,
Laakh koshish ki magar faasla mita hi nhi.
Us ko zamany ne majbor is kadar kr dia,
Meri kisi sada pe wo thehra hi nhi.
Khuda se jholi phela phela kar manga usey,
Khuda ne mri is dua ko suna hi nhi.
Hr ik se pocha sabab us k na milny ka,
Har ik ne kaha wo tere liye bana hi nhi.
Itni shiddat se usey chaha aur wo kisi aur ka ho gaya
Is jahan mein wafa ka shayad koi sila hi nahi..

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RaaT Ka AaKhri Pehar Tha..!
MujhSe Chand Ne Kaha...
HumNasheen ALvida...
MujhKo Neend Aa Rahi Hai...
KaL MiLain Gay iSi Jagah...
Main Sun Kar Muskura Dia...
Us Ko BatLa Dia...
Janay WaLay Laut'ty Nahi...
Tum Nahi Aao Ge...
Mujhe Hai Yaqin...
Meri Baat Sun K Wo Ruk Gaya...
Or Kehnay Laga...
Tum Se Wada Karoon...
Phir Poora Na Karoon...
Aisa Mumkin Nahi...
Sun Aey HumNasheen...
Main Chand Hoon koi Insaan Nahi*

GOOD NIGHT

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'''Hum na badlein gay waqt ki raftaar kay sath,
DOST
"Ham jab b milen gay andaz purana hoga....

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Dhoka khana to muhabt walo ki ek Rasm~e~wafa hai...!

"MAYA"

Phool khushi k liye hote to log Janaze pe na daltE :'<

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Tumhaaray waastay Jitni Duaaein Soch Rakkhi Hain,

Agar Likhna Unhein Chaahoon

Bari Hi Mukhtasar Ye Zindagi Mehsoos Hoti Hai...

So

Do Misron Main Meray Ye Hasedosten Jazbay Samajh Lena...

Tumhari Raat Theray Paaniyon k Shorr Jesi Ho

Tumhara Din Tumhaary Bachapanay ki Eid Jesa Ho...!!

AAMEEN

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!..Ehsas To Bohat Hy "Usko" ,Meri,
"Chahat" ka...........!

! "FARAZ" !

!..W0H "Tarpata" Hy Is Liye k "Mein" Aur Bhi
"Toot" kar
"Chahon" Usko...

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Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy
Wah wah wah

Wo bewafa hai to mat bura kaho usy
Kisi aur se pyar krlo dafa kro usy
\(",)
|>
/ \ miti pao g!

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Tmaam Rat Mjhy Intezar-e-Subah Rahi,,

*"*" Ay Dost "*"*

Kb teri Aankh Khuly Aur Main SaLam KroN..!!

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Ay rat chupke se guzar jaya kr.
Na beety howe lamho ki yad dilaya kr.
Boht dard dete hai yaden unki.
Kabi to tu b un ko humari yad dilaya kr..!
" GOOD NIGHT "

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"," Dil udaas ho to yaad kar lena ","
"," Dil chahey to mulaqaat kar lena ","
"," Ham rehte hain aap hi k dil mein ","
"," Waqt miley to talaash kar len

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Doc:I am sorry Operation k waqt rubber ka glove aapke pait me rah gaye,
Dobara operation karna hoga
Pathan : Abey pagal hai kya? ye le 20 rupay, naya le le .

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Ek din zindgi aisay mukam pe pohanch jaye gi,

Dosti to sirf yadon main hi reh jaye gi ,

Hr mazak ki bat yad doston ki dilaye gi ,

Aur hasty hasty phir ankh num ho jaye gi ,

Office k room main classroom nazar ayegi ,

Paisa to bht hoga

Mgr usey lutane ki waja hi kho jaegi ,

G le khul k is pal ko mery dost ,

Q k zindgi in palon ko phir se nhi dohraye gi.

Miss u my all
"FRIENDZ
I LOVE U FRIENDZ"

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_______.,;*"*;,*"*;,
________*;,wish,;*
___________.*;,;*
__.,;*"*;,*"*;,
___.*;,YOU,;*
_____.*;,;*
_______.,;*"*;,*"*;,
________*;,very,;*
___________.*;,;*
_.,;*"*;,*"*;,
_*;, Nice ,;*
____.*;,;*
_____.,;*"."*;,*;,
_____*;Morning;*
__..*;,SubhaBakhair;=>
*;Have a nice day;=>
*Aslam-O-Alaikum=>

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Sardar Computer interview k liye gaya
.
Examiner: What is Microsoft Excel??
.
Sardar: It is a New Branch of Surf Excel to Clean the Computer :-)

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"JADEED DHAMKI"
Teacher: Beta tumhre Test ka result agaya hai,
kal apne parents ko school leker arahe ho ya facebook pe tag ker k sab ko
dikha dun.

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,¤""¤,¤""¤,
'¤, Kitni khobsort si
'¤,¤" ho jati he
DiL ki Basti
,¤""¤,¤""¤,
'¤, jab kuch piyary
'¤,¤" log subah subah yad Aatay hn....
"Subah bakhair"

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Muje Apni zindgi Me aur kisi cheez ki tamnna Nae Hai .
YA RAß
Bs app meri pasnd ki shadi krwa de..
Sb bolo Aameen
(",)
<))>
_/\_ ameen.

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*:,,:*

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,:**:,,:**:,

,:**:,,:**:,
* Jnab *
,:**:,,:**:,
*, hum ,*
,:**:,,:**:,
*,_ AaP _,*
,:**:,,:**:,
*,_ KO _,*
"*,,*"
,:**:,,:**:,
*,Bohat,*
"* *"
,:**:,,:**:,
*, pyar ,*
"*,,*"
krty hain such main.

I||||||| ¡¡¡

IL||||||||

ILO||||||||

ILOV|||||||

ILOVE||||||

ILOVE Y|||||

ILOVE YO|||

~*I LOVE YOU *~

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Nigahon sy qatal kr dalo na ho takleef dono ko.

Tmhan khanjar uthany ki haman gardan jhukany ki.

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*'Yehi Sochte Sochte Hum Sab Ek Dosre Ko Kho Dengay Ek Din ..
!!... WASI ...!!

Wo Mujhe Yaad Nahi Karta
To Mein Ussey Kyun Yaad Karon..? *'

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-----DOST-----
Sirf Woh Nahin Hota
jo Zindagi Bhar SAATH
Nibhaye---
Dost to Woh Bhi Hota Hai
jo Zindagi 'K Kuch Lamhon Mein
Zindagi Bhar ka SAATH de
Jaye.

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Arz kiya hai!

Teri Meri Dosti ka hai kya khoob Jalwa!
Pori Sardi Guzar Gae
Magar Tu Ne
khilaya Nahi

"Gajar" ka Halwa.!
(",)>
<))
_/ L ye sub knj0s D0st mjhy hi q milty hn yaaar.

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Milne ka koi or hawala b nhi tha

Wo shakhs hmare Bin jeeny wala b nhi tha

Yun kese wo chupke se hme Chhor gya hy

Hmne to usy dil se nikala b nhi tha...

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Be-Rehmi Se Hi Sahi Magr soty huay kuch To Keh Diya Kro Ghalib!

Chup chaap So jatay Ho, Nafrat ka Ghuman Hota Hy---!

Good Night

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"FARAZ" Ye kya ho geya hy,
 Har "DOST" ab kanj0us ho gya hy,

Koi nai pochta haal-e-dil
"MOHSIN"

Lagta hy un ka zameer so geya hy,
Pehly to miss call dy diya karty thy "GHALIB"

Ab lagta hy mera numbar
un sy delete ho geya hy
Is sms ko parh k agar aye msg "IQBAL"

TO samjhna k is nazm ka un par asr ho geya hy,
Aur agar na aye koi reply to samjh lena
"WASI"

Dost ab tumhara
KESC walo ki tara DHEET Ho gaya hai.

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Kon Kehta Hai Teri Yaad se Be-Khaber hon Main...!

....."Dost"......

Dil Ke dard se Pooch Raat Kesay Guzarti hai . . . .!

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Larka larki main h0 rahi thi kissing . .
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Abhi ap ch0te h0 is lye . .
"S0me text missing":)

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New Style Of Good Night
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''Mujh Par Ek Ehsan Karna,
Mujhe Neend Mai Pareshan Na Karna""
Go0od Night

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Bachpan ki wo ameeri na jaany kahan
kho gai
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Faraz
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Jab Paani mai Humary bhi jahaz chala karte they....

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=* =Ye Soch Lia Hai K,
Ab kisi ko Aawaaz Nahi Deni,,,

=* =K Ab Main Bhi To
Dekhon,
koi kitna Talabgar Hai
Mera..

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Dil se kuch dair tujko juda Rkhon.!

Mere bs me nh k me tjhe khfa Rkhon.!

Nh h kuch bi mere dil me siwa tere.!

Me tjhko bhula don to yad kiya rkhon...

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Dil mei Mohbat ka hona Zarori Hai,
,,
"dost"
,,
warna yad to roz Dushman bhi kya krte Hain..

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".'.'.','.'"GAZAL.'.'.'.'"
"dukh dard k swal karty ho"
"tum bhe "Faraz"kamal karty ho"
"dekh lia or puch lia mera hall
chalo kuch to khyal karty ho"

"sehary dil mai ye udasia kesi
ye bhe muj sy swal karty ho"
"marna cahy to hum mar nhe sakty
tum bhe ajeb muhal karty ho"

"Ab kis ki misall dun tum ko
"MERI JAN"
tum to har sitam be_ misall karty ho"
¤" MY £IFÊ ALØÑ"¤

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USNe HumSe Pucha
Teri Raza Kya He>>
>>
Q Krte Ho PaSaNd
Wajah Kya He>>
>>
KaiSe Batau USe
Meri Khata Kya He>>
>>
Jo Waja Se Kare PaSaNd
USme Maza Kya He>>

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Who is a male?
A male is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising
@ a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.
He sacrifices his dreams for just smile on his parents face.
He sacrifices his full youth 4 his wife & children by working late @ night
without any complain.
He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for a
lifetime.
He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother,wife &
boss.
His mother,wife & boss all try 2 control him.
His life finally ends up only by compromising for others happiness.
Respect every male in ur life.
You will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.
Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her
realize his worth.
SEND IT TO ALL MAN AND BOYS.

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Pathan : 1 liter aata day do.

Dukandar : aata kilo k hisab se milta hy, dobara kaho..
Pathan : b0ttle me 1 kilo aata day do.
Dukandar : abay aakhrot, aata b0ttle me nahi ata, tum dukandar bano main
btata hu k kaisay letay hain..
Dukandar : 1 kilo aata dedo..
Pathan : B0ttle laya hy?.:-D

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Hm Hi Pagal Thy Jo Dilon Ka Khel Tere Sath Khel Bethe...!

Teri Aadat To Bachpan Hi Se Khilone Tor Dene Ki Thi..

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Pareshaan raat ho jye jo apni daastaan keh dun..,
*
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Main chup reh kar shab-e-tareek py ehsaan karti hun.....!!

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Tehqiq se pta chla hai.

Jab kisi time insan forward ya awaeein msgs karna shuru karde to samajh jao
k....

Usky ghr lite chali gai hai.

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*"*Night Ghazal*"*
Koi ata ha yad bahut sone se pehle
Jo cheen leta he Aansoo mere rone se pehle
Ab neend B aaye to men sona nahi chahta
kisi Qeemat pe B Men us ko khona nahi chahta
Ho jaye wo kaash mera mujhe khone se pehle
jo aata he yad bahut sone se pehle
*.__.*GOOD*.__.*
*.__.*NIGht*.__.".

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Kitni Pyari Si SußaH Hy,

Her Pal Rehmat Sy Saja Hy,

Har Cheez Ka Naya Andaz Ho Gaya Hy

UTHO
UTHO

Rehmaton Ka Aghaz Ho Gaya Hy.

Asslam O Alekum
SUBHA BAKHAIR.

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Kehne ko to sab mery Apne hain

"DosT"

Par kaash koi aysa hota jisey merey dard sy takleef hoti...?

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Mangtay huwe
hathon ko
haqarat
say na dekho"

Har shakhs ki
Chokhat pay
sawali nahi
Aatay.

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"Udas mat raho hum say bardasht nahi hota"


"Tumhary chahry ko khush dekh kar hum apny gham bhula datay hen.

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"Kin Lafzoon Mein Bayan Karoon Apne Dard Ko Main..

"Sun'ne Wale To Bohat Hain,
Samjhne Wala Koi bhi Nahi...

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Sanson se Pyari Yaadein hain Tumhari

Dharkan se Pyari Baatein hain Tumhari

Tumhein Yaqeen Ho Na Ho

Par

Mujhy Apni Zindagi se Pyari khushi hai Tumhari.

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Nikley Hum Duniya Ki Bheer Main To Pata Chala..
,,,,
K Her Wo Shakhs Udas Hai jisko gutka nahi mil rha...

@ /(',')
@ ,' (>
Aby tere pas kuch hai to dy...!

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Tum rakh naa sako gey
mera 'Tohfa' SambhaaL kar!
Warna..
Mai Tumko abhi de doon apna 'TOPA' NikaL kar :D;-)
.
O Bhaai
Sardiyon Wala
Tum to bus Wohi Sochna :')
,,,MUSKURATY RAHO,

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Yaadein aksar hoti hain satane ke liye"

Koi ruth jata hai phir manane ke liye"

Pyar karna kuch mushkil to nahi"

Bas jaan chali jati hai usey nibhane k liyé.right

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Kuch Bachay 1Larki Ko Ghaset K Schol Le Ja Rhe Thy
1Admi Bola
Isko Chor Do
Khud School Jaygi
Bachay
Baba G
Ye Hmari Mis Hy
Roz Schol Sy
Date Pr Chali jati hy.

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Humari or unki zindgi k andheron me bas thora sa farq hy
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Humari light 7 bjay or unki 8 bjay jati hy.

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Girl pthan se:
.
Jab ap k pas mobile he aur mere pas b he
to ap ne LETTER q bheja?
.
.
.
.
Pthan
O hum ne tumko cal kiya tha
us me Larki boli
PLZ-TRY-LETTERB-)

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Har RAAT Gham e Tanhaai,
Har SHAAM teri yaad aai..
Laakh tujhey bhulana chaha,
Us se barrh kar teri YAAD aai..
Tujh se koi UMEED bhi wabasta nhi,
Iss DUKH se meri Aankh Bhar
aai..
Logon ne poocha ASHKON ka
sabab..?
Bus Mujhe kehna para...!!
.
.
.
"suba di light gai hale tak nhi ai"

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Classic jawab of 2012..
1st Dost:
Me aisa kya krun k teri shadi k bad teri bv ko ghumany lejaun or tu naraz bhi na ho

2nd Dost: Meri shadi apni behn se kra dy:

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Airport pr 3admi apni betion ka intezar kr rhy thy

Pnjabi: Hmari shehzadi arhi hy

Sindi: Hmari Nwabzadi arhi hy

Pathan Josh me: Hmari b Haramzadi arhi hai:

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New Style Good Morning
Ek bar jo meri aankh khul gai nend se..

Us k bad to me khud b nhi sota or 2sro ko b sony nhi dyta..

Good Morning

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"Hum udaas hein aaj uss ki duuri ko ly kr .

"",_,dost,_,""

"Wo khud tau satata tha, ab uski yadein b satati hain..!

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boy: aunty apki beti itni slim kaise hai

aunty meri beti slad ki bohat shaukin hai

uske to takiye k niche bhi hamesha gaajar,muli,kheery milte hain

jisko samajh aya wo fwd karein

baki bachay
POGO
Dekhin :-D

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Un Ky Dil Mein Mohabat Itni Thi Hamarey Liye
Faraz

Wo Msg Bhi Kartey Hain to Doctor Ki Hidayat K Mutabiq.

1 Msg Subah

1 Msg Sham..

Sara Din Aram

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Kisi Buzrug ne Shetan se kaha
Muje wo kaam batao jis k krne se ma b tumhary jesa hojaun?
Shetan bola
2 kaam karo
Namaz parhny ma susti kro
or
her baat me Qasam khao
Buzrug ne kaha
Aaj k bad yehi 2 kam ma nhi krunga
Shetan bola
Ma b aj k bad kisi insan ko apna raz nhi dunga .

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Teri Zaat Sy K0i Shikwa Nahi
...DIL-E- NADAN.
Chahne Walon K0 Aksar Saza Hi Milti Hai...

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Najane q humara jab b dil laga to bewafa logo se laga....
..."SONA"...
Jo hum ko dil bhar jane pe chhor jate h u he tanha..

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Ye Yaad Hai Teri Ya Khud Yaad Ho Tum,
Ye Khwab Hai Tera Ya Khud Khuwab Ho Tum,
Mai Nahi Janta Bus Itna Bata do,
Mujh Me Jaan Hai Teri Ya Meri Jaan Ho Tum".?

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AGR Tm
Us waqt Muskura Skte ho jb tm puri trah toot chuke ho
to
YAQEEN jano
k dunya Me tumhy kbhi koi tor nhi Skta
So
Smile 4Ever

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Wife: Mere khayal main humari beti ki kisi se setting hogai he.

Husband:Tumko kese pata chala?

Wife: Q k Wo kafi dino se Eazyload k paise nahi maang rahi:-

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,*"Ye Dukh"*,
Nahi K Tu Ne Nigah Badal Li Mujh Se,,,
_Do§t_,
Ghum To Ye Hai K Tu Jeena Seekh Gaya "maray" Beghair.

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"-Apko 1 Bar Hichki Aay To Smjna I'm Rmembring U
2 Bar Aay To
I Want 2 Meet U
3 Bar Aay To
I MIS U
Phr Se Ay
To
Pani Pi Lena
Itna b koi farigh nhi hota.

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Ik punjabi Mzaar pe ja K Dua kr rha tha:

"Mera Prize Bond har Soorat Nikalna chahi da"

Jaisy hi wo Mazaar se bahir aaya,kisi ne us ki Jaib se Prize Bond nikal lia,

Wo Dubara Mazaar Par Gaya Aur Bola:

"BABA JEE" Pehle kisy kanjar di Poori Gall Samaj leya karo te fair Action Leya Karo...

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Na jane Khobsurat Zindagi ko kis ki Nazr lag gai

" DostO "

Jo Log Baat krne ko tarste the Woh Aaj

"YAAD" B nhi karte

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Teri Masroof Zindagi Pe Koi Aitraz Nahi Hmein Ay..,

" ,,,,@DOST@,,,,,"

Kiss Haal Main Hain Hum Itna To Pooch Liya Karo Kbhi Kbhi.

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Dosti zindagi ka pegham hoti he
;
dosti sab riston se mahan hoti he
;
bina dosti ke jina bohat muskil hota he
;
(DOST)
;
kun ke ek dost me dosre dost ki jaan hoti he..

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"Subah ka mosam or Aapki yad,
Halki si sardi or dil ki piyas,
Dosto ki dosti or dosti ki mithas,
Shuru kijiye apna din meri Duaoun k sath.
"SUBHA BAKHAIR

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WAFA" k nam ek dastan likh raha tha,

MUSHKIL" lafzon ko asan likh raha tha,

WAFA" ki talash me sara jahan likh raha tha,

NA" mili wafa to lafz nakam ly pyar me ruswai ye bar bar likh raha tha,

Q" karty hen pyar me itny wady log

 

PYAAR" me toote hue waade hazar likh rha tha.

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Jø Pål Pål Jålé Wø Røshñì,
Jø Pål Pål Måhké Wø Khù$hbøø,
Jø Pål Pål Dhårke Wø Dìl, Jø Pål pål Yåd Ayé Wø "AåP"
Aùr
Jo ååpkø Hår Pål yååd kåre wø "HAM".

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Os"PAL"ko "BHULON"kaise Ek"PAL"k liye,

Jis"PAL"Me "MILEY"Aap har"PAL"K liye,

Wo"PAL"b tham gaya tha,kuch "PAL"k liye,

Aaj phir ap"YAD" aye"PAL,PAL"k liye,

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Principal:
ye result pr kis k signature hain?
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@ @ @ @ 22
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Srdar G:
meri Maa de

Principal:
tumari maa ka naam kya h?

Srdar G:
jalebi baai....!

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"B"e"a"u"t"i"f"u"l"
SUBAH

"c"o"l"o"u"r"f"u"l"
DOPEHER

"J"o"y"f"u"l"
SHAAM

"P"e"a"c"e"f"u"l"
RAAT

Enjoy a
F"a"n"t"a"s"t"i"c
DIN.=
GOOD MORNING
SUBHA BAKHIR

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Mat Kr Pyaar Roshni Se,Ye Pal Bhar Ki Mehmaan he, Dil Laga is Andherey Se Jo Qabar tak Mehrbaan hy. . . .

From: WAPDA

Wapda ki Special Khof-e-Khuda Service

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Apni dunya me mast rehta tha me"

Mout ki fikar na karta tha me"

Gunah ko Gunah na smajhta tha me"

Lazzaton k piche bhagta tha me"

DiL chahta tha k  parhu Namaz me"

Pr Masjid tak jism na le jata tha me"

Dunya ki ronaq me MAGAN tha me"

Waqt Dosti me brbad krta tha me"

Phir 1 Din achank andhyra chaya"


Aankh khuli to khud ko qabar me paya"


Phir ALLHA ne pocha k kia le kr aaya"



Ghar jana chaha lekin ja na paya"


qabar ki tanhai ne bohat daraya"



Aawaz di apno ko to koi na aaya"


waqt hy sambhal ja jo gya wo na aaya"



NAMAZ bohat qeemti hy NABI ne smjhaya,



THINK & FRWD ALL MUSLIMS!

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'._______./    00D

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/*/    \**/ ight
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6  Sawal
   6  Chalanges

1. Kis Shakhs Ka Birthday Hr Saal Nahi Ata?
Ans.

2. Dhoop Mey Kya Cheez  Nahi Sookh Sakti?
Ans.

3. Kon Sa Phal Meetha Hone K Bawjood Sale Nahi Hota?
Ans.

4. Konsi Cheez Hy JisKa Naam Lo to Wo Toot Jati Hy?
Ans.

5. Wo Kon Hy Jo Baghair Paon Ky Bhagta Hy Aur Laut Kr Nhi Aata?
Ans.

6. Kon Si Machli Samandr mey Nahi Tair Sakti?
Ans.

 If  u  R  Genius
    Click on Submit Your SmS and Post Your Ans
we will share your name and on this post.

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I found Aladdin chragh!

I asked him to increase my all frnds brain 10 times more ..!

He laughed
&
replied :

Multiplication does not apply on
zero!;-:-)

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Ek Larki Ki 5 Crore Ki Lottery Nikli

Company Ne Socha Achanak Btaya Tu Larki Khushi Se Mar Sakti Hai

Usne Pappu Ko Ye Kaam Diya K Aaise Batao K Wo Khushhi Se Mar
Na Jaye

Pappu Ne Jake Us Larki ko Bola:

"Farz Karo Aap Ka 5 Crore Ka Inaam Nikly To Aap Kya Krogi?"

Larki: Aap K Samne Dance Krongi,
Aap Se Pyaar Krungi,
Shaadi Kar longi
Yehi Nahin
Aadha Inaam Bhi De dungi...

Sala Pappu Hi Kushi Se Mar Gya..

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"HaaL pochnay say kon sa haal theek ho jata hay...!


..........(WASI)..........

"Bus Tasali-e-Dil ho jati hay k koi hamara b hay...!

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Agar life mai kabi aapse koi mistake hojaye..
To 2 minute apni aankhen band karo aur socho K
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Topi kis par dali jae:p;-)

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Pata Hai Aapki Or Hamari Muskan Me Farq Kya Hai,

Nahi Pata?

Aap Khush Hone K Baad Muskurate Ho,

Or

Ham Aapko Khush Dekhne K Bad Muskurate Hai.

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Sub Se Achi ZiNDAGi Wo Basar Karta Hai,

Jo Apni Zaroorat Poori Karne K Liye " ALLAH " K Siwa Kisi or Pe Bharosa
Nahi Karta.

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Fees Maafi ki Application.
To,
The principal
High school.
Sir,
Seedhi Baat ye ha k Mere Abbu ne Mujhy Fees k lye 500 dye thy,
100 ki Doston k 7 Film dekh li.
150 ki Pepsi ur Burgers khaa liye.
50 ka Grl Frnd ko Easy Load kra dya.
200 English wali Miss pe Shart Har Gya.
Me Smjhta tha k Unka sirf Math wale Sir k 7 Chakkar ha,
Per Unka to Aap k 7 b Chakkar ha.
Ab Aap k Pas 2 hi Raste hain Sir Jee, Meri FEES Mauf,
Ya Aap ka RAAZ Faash.
Shukria.:

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INTRESTING CONFUSIONS :-)

Q1: KIYA AAP PANI KE ANDER RO SAKTE HAIN?

ANS:
Q2: KIYA FISH KO PIYAS LAGTI HAI ?

ANS:
Q3: BIRDZ SONAY KE BAAD TREE SE GIRTE KYOUN NAHI ?

ANS:
Q4: ROUND PIZZA SQUARE BOX MEIN KYOUN AATA HAI ?

ANS:
Q5: GLUE APNI BOTTLE PE KYOUN NAHI CHUPAKTA ?

ANS:
Q6: 'I LOVE U'
SAWAL NAHI TO PHIR HAMAISHA IS KA JAWAB KYOUN MAANGA JATA HAI ?

ANS:
DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA ??????
REPLY FAST

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V.I.P TUHFA

"Surat Kosar" Dushmanon Ki Dushmani Se Bachati hai.

"Surat Kaafiron" Mout K Waqt Kufr Se Bachati hai.

"Surat Ikhlaas" Munafiqat Se

Bachati hai.

"Surat Falaq" Haadson Se Bachati hai.

"Surat Naas" Waswason Se Bachati hai.

Ye Buht Qeemti TUHFA hai 2sron ko bhi Ye TUHFA dein.

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Neechay Ek SACH LIKHA Hy...
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Hahahaha;-)
Upr Jhot Lika hai...!!
;-

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Kaise Kahun Ke Apna Bana Lo Mujhe Baahon Mein Apni Sama Lo Mujhe,,,

Bin Tumhare Ek Pal Bhi Katta Nahi Tum Aakr Mujhi Se Chura Lo Mujhe,,,

Zindagi Toh Woh Hai Sang Tumhare Jo Guzre,,,

Duniya Ke Gamon Se Ab Chura Lo Mujhe,,,

Meri Sabse Gehri Khwahish Ho Puri Tum Agar Paas Apne Bula Lo Mujhe,,,

Ye Kaisa Nasha Hai Jo Behka Raha Hai Tumhara Hoon Main Toh Sambhalo Mujhe,,,

Na Jaane Phir Kaise Guzregi Zindagani Agar Apne Dilse Kabhi Tum Nikalo Jo Mujhe,,,

LoVe
IS
PaIn

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"meri aukaat se barah kr mujhe kuch na dena mere Maalik"

Q k

zarorat se zyada roshni b insan ko andha bana deti he.

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Acha insaan wo hai jo kisi ka dia huwa dukh to bhula dey,,


Par kisi ki di hui Muhabbat kabhi na bhulaye...

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"Ye Jan kr khushi hui k usay bhi Meray dukh dard ka ahsas hai.

''Aaj us ne Bhi keh diya itne dukh sehtay ho, "Mar" Q Nahi Jaatay."

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Maana K teri nazar main kuch B nahi hon main..!!

...JANI..

Meri qadar un sy poch jinko palat kar nahi daikha mene sirf tere liye..!

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Ye Zaruri To Nahi K Aag Se Jal Jaye Insan..
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Kuch log to Mujhe dekh kr B jal jatay hain
|\(,")
| ((>
| _/L
Jal Mat yar Personalty esi hy meri me kya kro yr.

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"Wo Aur Hoon Ge Jinhen Teri Zaat Se Ha Garz Ae"

' ' ' 'DOST' ' ' '

"Hum To Har Dour Mein Milen Ge Tujh Se Be-Matlab Ho kar.!

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Husband & Wife mehnga ticket khareed kr Boxing ka match dekhne gaey
1 Boxer ne 1st minute mein hi dosre ko knocked out kar diya
Husband
Oh Shit
Bv
Ab Aap ko pata chala k 1 mint mein "KHEL" khatam hone par kitna ghussa aata
hai G :)
Jin ko samjh aya wo agay forward karen baki bache Pogo chennal dekhen..!

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Josh-e-Jawani me hum Laakhon Gunaah kar bethay

Hum ko Maloom na tha k Laakhon Nekiyaan kamaney ki umar hi Jawani hai...

Silent msg 4 All Youngsters...

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Bhool jaon Doston Ko Kaisi Baat Karty Ho .

*" Ghalib "*

kiya zindagi mumkin hay saanson k baghair. *" :-

(,")/
<)) oy jigar
_/?/_ i miss you

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Yahan Khamosh Nazron Ka Nazara Kon Bnta Hy,
:
Boht Gehre Samandar Ka Kinara Kon Bnta Hy,
:
Chalo Hm Dekhte Hen Ab Khud Ko Barbad Kr K B,
:
Hamari Brbadiyon Me B Hamara Kon Bnta Hy,
:
Bina Phal K Darakhton Ko Yahan Pe Kata Jata Hy,
:
Kisi B Besahara Ka Sahara Kon Bnta Ha,
:
Koi Shesha Agr Totte To Wapas Jur Nhy Skta,
:
Muhabt Me Fana Ho Kr Dobara Kon Bnta Ha,
:
Chalo Phr Azma Lo Tm Sbi Apne Piyaroon Ko,
:
Tmhary Dard Men Dekhen Tmhara Kon Bnta Hy.

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Us k Qadam jahn pary hum ne wo jga he chom li

Faraz

Or wo BeWafa mri ammi ko keh gai aunti ap ka beta mitti khta hy
( ',')> Off
/|| Had ho gai
_/ \_Yaar.

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Aye Khuda Kr Dey Us Shakhs K Hawaley Mujh Ko,

Jo Apney Seenay Sey Ek Baar Wo Laga Ley Mujh Ko,

Bikhr Gaya Hoon Main Toot K Kai Tukron Main,

Dey Usey Taufeeq K Ab Aa K Sambhaley Mujh Ko,

Ya To Us Ka Saath Ata Kr Mujhey, Umar Bhr K Liye,

Ya Chup Chaap Apney Pass Bula Ley Mujh Ko,...!

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Maine kaha mohabat me kuch b kar sakta hun "faraz"

wo Boli .


Uble hue ande ka
Omlet to bna kr dikha


(,")/' hat ja yar
/) / RaHaT apa
_//_ k pas jana hai...!

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Aik PANDIT Ja Raha Tha k Pathan Se Takar Ho Gai..

PANDIT: Main Shama Chahata Hu..

Pathan: Shama Ko Main B Chahta Hon Lekin Uska Baap Nahi Maanta...!

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Pyar tha, Muhabat the, Ishq tha, Adaa the,
Sb kch tha us shaks me mgr jo na tha wo Wafa the..!

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Tumhari Yaad to Mujhe is tarha ati Hai
Faraz

Jese tum ne mery paisy dyny hon
(' ')
<)(>
// jani hisab to clear hy na tera mera..!

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 ,:**:,,:**:,
 *,          ,* WELL
     "*,,*"    CØME

To A Beautiful

 *._.*HÄPPY*._.*
      *._DÄY_.*
       _.*      *._
And
$TÄRT
with name of



 .+'";     w    ';   ';
'+.+;'      ;      ;   ;
      '-,,,,,;'';,,,;'    ;

Have A Nice Day..
 "GOOD"
   "MORNING"

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-=GHAZAL=-
Dard-e-dil yonhi har aik pe afshan na karo.

Tum milo sub se magar sub pe bharosa na karo.

Na umeedi k siwa kuch na milega tum ko,

Kaghzi phool se khushbu ki tamanna na karo.

Matlabi dost tamasha bhi bana dety hain,

Haal_e_Dil apna har kisi ko sunaya na karo.

Hum na hongy to kon manayega tumhe?

Ye ghalt baat hai har baat pe rootha na karo.

Kya khabar hai k judai ho jaye moqaddar na humara
       
Dil ki gehraai se hum ko youn tum chaha na karo...

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Police pthan se:
Tujhe chori krte wqt apni BV or Bacho ka khyal Na Aya?

Pthan:
Khyal to Aya tha, Lekin dukAn me sirf Mrdana suit thy.:-O

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^""^._.^""^
'^.I wish.^'
   "^.u.^"  
:_:: |"'|___|"'|:_:
:_:  |__|""|__|APPY:_
   Thandi Thandi
:_:  GOOD:_:
:_:morning:_:

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MOLVI se kisi ne Pocha,  "Halwa khaen gay ya murghi?" 



Molvi: "Allah tujhe aisay hi preshan kray, jesay tu ne muje preshani me dal dia hai...;-)

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Usne mje rat ko Qabrustan me akele chor dya
Ye kah kar
faraz..


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Jub Pyar kia to darna kia ?


 (".)/'    
<) ) 
_/\_.. Ammiiiiiiiii
Bhaaaoouu....!!!

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 ('.')/   kese
/)j)   ho Friend..??
 / /



 ('.')   ap ko
<)j)> pata hy?
 / /



K Zindgi Ka K0i Bhr0sa Nhe!




Is Liye Hum Ap K0 abi keh daty hain,
    ,-*"*-.,.-*"*-,
 (       HAPPY     )
    \NEW YEAR/
      "-. ,,,,,,,,, .-"
 *. .*.*2013*.*. .*

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Usne mje rat ko Qabrustan me akele chor dya
Ye kah kar
faraz..


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.


Jub Pyar kia to darna kia ?


 (".)/'    
<) ) 
_/\_.. Ammiiiiiiiii
Bhaaaoouu....!!!

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Meri har yaad me "TUM"ho

Meri har soch me "TUM"ho

Meri har dua me "TUM"ho

meri har aas me "TUM"ho

Aur

1"TUM"ho

BILLI ki"DUM"ho
Pata nahi kahan"GUM"ho.

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  (-,-)
 /= /
So rhe ho kya?
Ankhain kholo


 (-,@)
 / = /
1 nhi dosri b kholo



 (@,@)
 / =  /
ShaBasH

 Abi so jao Ap ne uth k konsa teer marna hai.??
Good morning hava a nice day.

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''Ye na samaj k bichra hon to bhol gaya hon tujhe !

''Tare hathon ki khoshbo mare hathon main aaj bhi hai !

''Ye or baat hai majboreyon ne nebhane na di dosti !

''Warna shamil sachai mari wafaon main aaj bhi hai !

''Mohabat say barh kr tum say aaqedat hai mujhay ay dost !

''Yon maqam tera boland sab doston main aaj bhi hai !

''Har lamha zindagi main mohabaten naseeb hon
tujhe !

''Shamil tu mari zindagi ki duaon main aaj bhi hai..

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Aasman me KaaLi Ghata Chayi hai,

Aaj phr PrincipaL se Maar Khaai hai,

Sub Kehtay hain Sudhar ja,

Per kya karen Aj Teacher Phr "ChAmAk ChALL0" ban kar ai hai.

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Sardar: Agar khjoor k darakht pe char jaon to kia engineering college ki larkian nzar aen gi?

Pathan: Han! Or hath chor de ga tou medical college ki bhi: hahaha

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B0y: Mera dil mobile hy or tm uski sim 
Girl:
1 bat puchu? 

Boy: Han Pucho
Girl: tmhara mobile double sim wala to nhi hy?
(';')/"
Urri BaBa bachi tez hy

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 Mujh Se khafa Ho Jao Gay,

Main to isi Main khush Hun k Tum khush Ho" Warna!

Utha Lon Hath Agar Dua k Liye to"" TUM AB B MERE"" Ho JAO GAY..

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"Wo KonSa 1 mazaq He...Jo SaaLon Pehle Bi Stdnts Krte Thy..Krte Hen or..Hmesha Krte RhenGe".?






Ans:Boht Mazaq HoGya Yr..Ab Kal Se Seriously parhen gy;)

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Allah ka dia sb kuch hai
b0oks han,
n0tes han,
time hai,
aur h0sla to itna hai k jb chahain tb parh saktey hain
bus kami 1 he cheez ki hai







m0od ki...

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Raat Bhar Mujhy Is Baat Ny Sony Na Dia

 ((=D.O.S.T=))

Zindgi 4 Din Ki Hy
Or sms Packeg Mene 7 Din Ka Krwa Lia___
|\(',')
|   )(>
|  <|. O Shiiit

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Hum ne zindagi guzari hussain ki tarah, humain jo bhi mila yazeed mila.

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