Bohat Kho Chuka Hon Ab Khony Ki Taqat nhi Muj Main

""YAA'RUBB""

Kuch Log Jö Mere Hein,Unhein Bs Mera Hi Rhnay De...!

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Teacher : Kisne Chand pr pehla kadam rkha tha?

Student : Neil Armstrong.

Teacher : Good. or Dosra?

Student : Dosra b usi ne rakha tha,wo langara thori tha.

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Girlfriend : Plz Don't Drink & Drive,

Accident Bohut Ho Rahe Hain Aajkal..!!

Boy : Thanks Baby, You're So Caring..!!

Friend : Plz Don't Drink & Drive,

Accidents Bohut Ho Rahe Hain Aajkal..!!

Boy : Pata Hai Beta, Apne Baap Ko Mat Sikha... :>

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Wo Kon Sa Ek Mazak Hai Jo Salon Pehle Bhi Students Krte The,
Krte Hain Aur
Humesha Krte Rahenge.?
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ANS:
Boht Mazak Ho Gaya Yaar Kal Se Prhai Shru

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DiL to kehta hai k chhor jaon ye DUNiYA
".MAGAR."
Phir KHAYAAL ata hai k
Abhi to meri SHADI bhi ni hoi:-)
('.') Na G na..!
<) (> Program
/ /_ Cancel..!

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Pehle Log Suraj Ko Dekh Kar Waqt Ka Andaza Lagate Thay,
Phir Ek Waqt Aya K Log Ghari Dekh K Andaza Lagane Lage,
Phir Logo Ne Apni Ghari PTV oR Dosre Chanels Se Milana Shuro Kardi Miyari
Time K Liye
oR Aaj K Log Kehte Hy
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Light Chali Gai Matlab 10 Baj Gaye Hy.
"KESC" Changes Ur Life Style.

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Usko Chaha To Muhabbat Ki Samajh Aae Warna,,,,,

Ishq ki takleef k afsany Suna Krty thy........!!!

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Qaazi:- Nikah k Waqt Hazreen se:"Kisi ko iss shadi per aitraaz hai?"

Ek awaz i: "Mujhe hai!"

Qaazi bola: "Tum khamosh raho Badtamez!

Tum DULHA ho.. ;)

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TaMaM Gilay ShikWay Mita k Soya karo ,
" Mere Doston "
Mout kiSi ko Waqt-E-Mulakat Nahi Deti ...!.

GooD NIGHT ..........

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Aik sawal pocha gaya mjh se k,
"MUHABBAT"
kia he?
Main ne jawb ye dia k
jab insan boht gehri or methi nend me ho or us k kano me azan ki awaz aye
or wo apni nend ko chor kr ALLAH k lye namaz parhne khara hojaey.

ye hay schi
"Mohabbat"
Plz Namaz parho or Dosron ko b Dawat doo..

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Matlabi larki se achhi to meri apni cigrate hai

Jo mere honton se apni zindagi shuru krti hai

or

mere kadmon taley apna dum tor deti hy.

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