Asani Se Koi Mil Jaye To Wo Kismat Ka Sath Hai

On Thursday, April 28, 2011

Asani Se Koi Mil Jaye To Wo Kismat Ka Sath Hai .
.
Suli Par Char Kar Bhi Jo Na Milay Usay Mohhabat Kehte Hain...!

Neend K Peeche Mat Bhago

On

Baba Ranchhor Das chanchar said :

Neend K Peeche Mat Bhago,

Bhaagna Hai To Parhai K Peeche Bhago,

Neend khud Ae Gi.


Just for students!

Labon Ki Sersarahat Se

On


Labon Ki Sersarahat Se
Badan K Choor Hony Tak.
Main Tujh Ko Is Tarah Chahoon.
K Meri Saans Ruk Jaye.
Khataon Par Khata’ain Hon.
Na Ho Kuch Baat Kehne Ko.
Main Tujh Main Yoon Sama Jaoun.
K Meri Saans Ruk Jaye.
Na Himmat Tujh Main Ho Baqi.
Na Himmat Mujh Main Ho Baqi.
Magar Itna Qareeb Aaoun.
K Meri Saans Ruk Jaye.
Tere Honton Pe Jab Rakhoon.
Main Apny Hont Kuch Aise.
Ya Teri Pyaas Bujh Jaye.
YA MERI SAANS RUK JAYe...!

Kal Halki Halki Barish Thi

On


Kal Halki Halki Barish Thi
Kal Sard Hawa Ka Raqs Bhi Tha
Kal Phool Bhi Nikhray Nikhray Thay
Kal Un Pe Aap Ka Aks Bhi Tha
Kal Badal Kalay Gehray Thay
Kal Chand Pay Lakhon Pahray Thay
Kuch Tukray Aap Ki Yaad Kay
Bari Dair Say Dil Main Thehray Thay
Kal Yaadain Uljhi Uljhi Thin
Aur Kal Tak Yeh Na Suljhi Thin
Kal Yaad Bohut Tum Aye Thay
KAL YAAD BOHUT TUM AYE THAY...!

Ab Tu Apni Yaad Bhi Dilani Parhti Hai Usko

On

Ab Tu Apni Yaad Bhi Dilani Parhti Hai Usko,

Shayad Meri Qurbat Se Ukta Gaya Hai Wo..!

When Someone Appears Multiple Times In Your Dreams

On Tuesday, April 26, 2011

Did You Know? 


When Someone Appears Multiple Times In Your Dreams, 


Its Because That Person Misses You.

Kese Hum Aapko Manain Bus Ek Baar Bata Do

On


Kese Hum Aapko Manain Bus Ek Baar Bata Do,

Meri Ghalti, Mera Qasoor Mujhy Yaad Dila Do.

Dont Get Confused

On

SORRY… SORRY… SORRY…SORRY…SORRY…
Dont Get Confused ,Aray Baba SORRY Means:
S->Some,
O->One Is,
R->Really,
R->Remembering
Y->You…
Have A Wonderful Day…!

Wishing You Very Happy

On


*Wishing You Very*
(”’)__(”’),*,¤,*
( ¤ APPY*
(__)”’(__),*,¤* ¤*¤¤*¤’()
Good Morning.

HAVE A Nice Day

On


,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,
(.’.’.’.’.’.’.’.’.’.’.’.’.’ )
“-.,,_,Good,_,.-”
,-¤*¤-._.-¤*¤-,
( @ MORNING@ )
“+.,,,.-”-.,,,,.+”
HAVE A Nice Day!

Sleeping Is A Temprary Death

On Monday, April 25, 2011


Sleeping Is A Temprary Death,
Death Is A Permnent Sleep,
Evryday Is Ur Birthday,
Bcoz U R Born Aftr A Temprary Death.
So Thank Allah Daily 4 A New Life.
"Good Morning"

Dil se dua hai

On


,-”"‘-,-”"‘-,-”"‘-,-”"‘-,
“-, ,-”-,’DIL ,-”-, ,-”
“-,-” “-,-” “-,-”
Se”-, Dua ,-” Hai
“-,,-”
Kay Hamesha Khush Raho
"Good Morning"

May life lead you 2 great happiness success

On Sunday, April 24, 2011

Wish you a very happy birthday

May life lead you 2 great happiness success and hope

That all your wishes comes true!

Enjoy your day.

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai

On

Rango mein ghuli ladki kya laal gulabi hai,

Jo dekhta hai kehta hai kya maal gulabi hai,

Pichle baras tune jo bhigoya tha holi mein,

Ab tak nishani ka woh rumaal gulabi hai

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar

On

Rango Ke Tyohar Me Sabhi Rango Ki Ho Bharmar,

Dher Saari Khushiyo Se Bhara Ho Aapka Sansar,

Yahi Dua hai Bhagwan Se Hamari Har bar,

Holi Mubarak!

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,

On

Khaa key gujiya, pee key bhaang,

laaga k thora thora sa rang,

baaja ke dholak aur mridang,

khele holi hum tere sang.

HOLI MUBARAK

Happy N Colorfull Holi

On

Har rang aap pe barse,

Har koi apse Holi khelne ko tarse;

Rang de aapko sab itna,

Ki aap rang chhudane ko tarse.

Wishing U a very

Happy N Colorfull Holi!

Wo kounsi Ghadi thi

On

Wo kounsi Ghadi thi
jab AAP Paida hue?
TITAN
HMT
TIMEX
ROLEX
SONATA?
Ya koi aur?
Jawab jaldi bhejna Company band karni he,Taki aisa hadsa fir na ho.

Dosti karna itna Aasan hai

On

Dosti karna itna Aasan hai jaisy Matti par Matti se Matti likna

Laikin….!

Dosti Nibhana itna mushkil hy Jaisy Pani par Pani se Pani Likhna

Na jane koun si baat aakhri hogi

On

Na jane koun si baat aakhri hogi.

Na jane koun si raat aakhri hogi.

Karni hai to karlo ji bhar k batain.

Na jane hamari koun si saans,

AAKHRI HOGI….?

Wo Subah Neend Se Jagey

On Saturday, April 23, 2011

Wo Subah Neend Se Jagey To Mujh Se Larney Aaye,




Wasi!!!


K Tum Kon Hotey Ho Merey Khuwabo Mein Aaney Waley???

Teray Piyar Main Janaa Hum Nay Baray Dhukay Khayay Hain

On

Teray Piyar Main Janaa Hum Nay Baray Dhukay Khayay Hain
Dil Per Hath Rukh Ker Yahan Tuk Chalay Aiy Hain

Teray Tasawur Main Janaa Zindagi Guzaar Di Hum Nay
Ub Deed Ki Piyass Ankhon Main Liyay Chalay Aiy Hain

Her Shaks Per Tera Gumman Rehta Hey Hum Ko
Teri Khushbu Mun Main Basaiy Chalay Ai Hain

Muchulti Arzuwon Ko Poora Ker Day Gur
Apna Dil Hataili Per Liyay Chalay Aiy Hain

Sath Chalnay Ko To Chalay Thay Log Buhat Say

On Friday, April 22, 2011

Sath Chalnay Ko To Chalay Thay Log Buhat Say"WASI"


Lekin Meri Manzil Tak Ka Sathi Mera Saya Hi Raha...!!!

Mein is Lye Bhi Apni Khuwaishaat ko Tarq Ker Deta hun

On

Mein is Lye Bhi Apni Khuwaishaat ko Tarq Ker Deta hun…







Mjhe Aksr wo nhi Milta jo Meri Khuwaish ban jaye…!

Muhabbat Zindagi K Faislon Se Larr Nahi Sakti

On

Muhabbat Zindagi K Faislon Se Larr Nahi Sakti…

Kisi Ko Khona Parta Hai To Kisi Ka Hona Parta Hai..!

F R I E N D S H I P

On Tuesday, April 19, 2011

F R I E N D S H I P
,;*"*;, is like
*; ,;* a
__)(____ TRee.....
It is not MEASURED by how TALL it could be,
But is in how DEEP the ROOTS have grown.

Happy Birthday Cake

On

.
ò
ò HAPPY ò
ò BIRTH ò
ò ò DAY ò ò
ò ò ò ò ò ò

+""+.+""+
+ name +
"+   +"
  "+.+"

someone never ever forgets your birthday

On

Its a nice feeling when you know that someone likes you, 
 
Someone thinks about you, someone needs you;
 
But it feels much better 
 
When you know that someone never ever forgets your birthday.
 
"HAPPY BIRTHDAY".

JANAM DIN mubarak ho

On

Apun wishing you a wonderful, 
super duper, zabardast, extra bariya, 
extra special ekdum mast n dhinchak bole to ekdum jhakaas, 
JANAM DIN mubarak ho..

Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai

On

Chand lamhon ki zindagani hai, 
 
Nafraton se jiya nahi karte,
Lagta hai dusamanon se guzarish karni padegi, 
 
Dost to ab yaad kiya nahi karte.

Miss You

On

----@"""""@----
------( '-' )-----
---(#)MisU(#)---
-----(#) (#)-----

Begin the day with a light heart

On

Begin the day with a light heart. 
Let all your worries be swept aside at night. 
Smile a moment and thank God, 
For every moment He cares for you all the way. 
Good Night.

Touch ur heart

On

Touch ur heart

Close ur eyes

Make a wish Say good nite

sky so wide

Stars so bright

off the light

sleep quite quite

..(-.-).. ZzzZZZzz

SWeet DreAms...

Life is an echo

On

Life is an echo,
All comes back,
The gud, the bad, the false, and the true. 
So, give the world the best u have 
The best will come back to u. 
Have a gr8 day.

Life is only traveled once

On

Life is only traveled once
Today's moment becomes tomorrow's memory. 
Njoy every moment, good or bad, 
coz the GIFT of LIFE is LIFE itself.
Have a nice day.

Karwan lutny ka kis kafir ko gham hai

On Monday, April 18, 2011

Karwan lutny ka kis kafir ko gham hai.

Dukh to ye hai k lotny walon mian tera nam aya hai...!

Jao beta mery lye 1 glass pani lao

On

Baap:
Jao beta mery lye 1glas pani lao,

Beta:
Nai abu me nai jaskta,me game khel ra ho

2sra beta:
Chorye abu ye tu he hi begarat
.




.
Ap khud ja k p len:-)

Unmarried honay ka sab se bara faida kya hay ?

On

Unmarried honay ka sab se bara faida kya hay ?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
?
Aap subah Bed k dono taraf se utar saktey hain... :-)

APRIL FOOL manaty ho

On

Agr AP ko koi kahe k AP

"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"

Ho

To rakh k moun pe thapr dena

Or kehna





Batamiz
APRIL FOOL- manaty ho.

Gurbat ki had kia hai

On

Teacher: Gurbat ki had  kia hai?


Student: jab 1 khoobsurat larki 2 rupee mein kiss denay ko tyar ho!

or.

.

.

.

.
Aur ap k pas sirf 1 rupee ho.

MQM Ka Banda Maar Diya Sab Dukanain Band Hai

On

Jo Kehte Thay Hamain Tum Mango To Jan B Hazir Hai
FARAZ.

Aaj 100 Ka Load Manga To Kehte Hai

MQM Ka Banda Maar Diya Sab Dukanain Band Hai.

Us ki Ankho me koi dukh basa hy shayad

On

Us ki Ankho me koi dukh basa hy shayad

Ya Mujhe koi Weham hua hy shayad

Maine pocha bhool gye ho "DÖST"
Mujhe

Pehly wo Muskraya phir bolla !!

      "SHAYAD"

Bandar KELEY Q khata hai

On

Bandar KELEY  Q khata hai?

?

?
?
?
?
.
.
.
.


Chal chor...

Ye tera personal matter hai.

Jo marzi kha pee...!

Bus tu khush reh yar.

1 Purani Kahawat Hy

On Thursday, April 14, 2011

1 Purani Kahawat Hy,
K Sote Waqt Kisi Museebat Ko Yaad Nhi Karna Chahiye.
Magar HUM Phir B

.

.

Aap Ko Yaad Kr K Sote Hain.:-

~~Good Night~~

Subha ki Madham ROSHINI

On

Subha ki Madham
    "ROSHINI"
Parindon k sureele
     "GEET"
Pholon ki dheemi
  "KHUSHBOO"
Aap ko khush aamdeed
 kehte hen.

ASSALAM-O-ALAIKUM

 *GOOD MORNING*

Ye Sms Jin shareef Logo Ko Milta Hai

On

Ye Sms Jin shareef Logo Ko Milta Hai
5 Second bad unka mobile off  Ho Jata Hay


00:05


00:04


00:03


00:02


00:01



nhi hua?


Pahly sharif to ban bacha.?

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota

On

1 Rupia 1 Lakh Nai Hota,
Magar Phir B

1 Rupia Lakh Se Nikal Jaye To Wo Bi Lakh Nahi Rehta,


Hum Aap K Lakhon Doston Main Bus Wohi 1 Rupia Hain!
yad rakhna:-

Golden words

On

Golden words:

1.Agr rizq aqal se milta to janwar aur bewaqoof zinda hi na rehte.

2.Din ki roshni me rizq talash kro aur raat ki tareeki me usy talash kro jo rizq deta hai.

3.Preshani do wajah sy hoti hai:
.Tqdeer se zyada chahna
-Waqt se pehly chahna.

4.Momin wo nahi js ki mehfil pak hai,momin wo hy js ki tanhai pak hai.

5.Jo musibat ap ko ALLAH ki traf raghib kr de wo musibat nhi rehmat hai

Mohabbat Chahat Wafa kuch b nahi,

On

Mohabbat Chahat, Wafa, kuch b nahi,

Zindagi Bewafiyo k Siwa kch b nahi,

Hoga boht kch tmhare pas apne lye,

Lekin hamare pas tmhare Siwa kch b nahi...!

Friendship is not about "IM SORRY"

On

Frndship is not about "IM SORRY"
Its about
"Chal dramebazi bnd kr, ab maan ja''

Frndship is not about "WHERE R U"
its about
"Zinda bhi hai k teri biryani ban gai??

Frndship is not about "I UNDERSTAND"
Its about
"Sab teri ghalti hai"

Frndship is not about "I CARE 4 U"
Its about
"Mar mat me yhin hon"

Frndship is not about "IM HAPPY 4 UR SUCCESS"
Its about
"CHAL TREAT DE"..!

Agar AP ko koi kahe

On

Agr AP ko koi kahe k AP

"Khubsoorat"
"SMART" or
"GENIOUS"

Ho

To rakh k moun pe thapr dena

Or kehna





Batamiz March me
- APRIL FOOL- manaty ho.

Saans Tak Nahin Lete Hain Tujhe Sochte Waqt

On Wednesday, April 13, 2011

~*~Saans Tak Nahin Lete Hain Tujhe Sochte Waqt~*~
~*~Hum Ne Is Kaam Ko Bhi Kal Pe Utha Rakha Hai~*~

~*~Rooth Jaate Ho To Kuch Or Haseen Lagte Ho~*~
~*~Hum Ne Ye Soch K Hi Tum Ko Khafa Rakha Hai~*~

~*~Tum Jise Rota Hua Chor Gaye The Ek Din~*~
~*~Hum Ne Us Shaam Ko Seeney Se Laga Rakha Hai~*~

~*~Chain Lene Nahin Deta Ye Kisi Tor Mujhe~*~
~*~Teri Yaadon Ne Jo Toofaan Utha Rakha Hai~*~

~*~Jaane Waale Ne Kaha Tha K Wo Laut Aaey Ga Zaroor~*~
~*~Ek Isi Aas Pe Darwaaza Khula Rakha Hai~*~

~*~Tere Jaane Se Jo Ek Dhool Uthi Thi Ghum Ki~*~
~*~Hum Ne Us Dhool Ko Aankhon Mein Basa Rakha Hai~*~

~*~Mujh Ko Kal Shaam Se Wo Bohat Yaad Aane Laga~*~
~*~Dil Ne Muddat Se Jo Ek Shaks Bhula Rakha Hai~*~

~*~Aakhri Baar Jo Aaya Tha Mere Naam "Mohsin"~*~
~*~Mein Ne Is Khat Ko Kalejey Se Laga Rakha Hai~*~

Love You

On

(¯`v´¯)
`*.¸.*´
¸.•´¸.•*¨) ¸.•*¨)
(¸.•´ (¸.•´ .•´ ¸¸.•¨¯`•.
║║╔═╦╦╦═╗║╚╝╠═╦╦╗
║╚╣║║║║╩╣╚╗╔╣║║║║
╚═╩═╩═╩═╝::╚╝╚═╩═╝

MUJHE AWAZ DE LENA

On

"MUJHE AWAZ DE LENA"

Kabhi Jab Ankh Chalke To,
Kabhi Jab Dil Na Sambhle To,

"MUJHE AWAZ DE LENA"

Kabhi Jab Dour Ho Koi,
Bohot Majbor Ho Koi,
Koi Awaz Na De To,

"MUJHE AWAZ DE LENA"

Koi Anso Na Ponche To,
Koi Hansne Se Roke To,
Koi Tumko Sataye To,

"MUJHE AWAZ DE LENA"

Kabhi Jab Din Na Guzre To,
Kabhi Jab Raat Tarpaye,
Kabhi Din Mein Andhera Ho,

"MUJHE AWAZ DE LENA"

Mein Ap K Pas Hota Hon,
Mein Ap K Sath Rehta Hon,
Magar Phir Bhi Guzarish Hai

"MUJHE AWAZ DE LENA"

Aansoun ki likhawat ko tum parh na sako ge

On

Aansoun ki likhawat ko tum parh na sako ge,
Geeley kagaz pe tum kuch likh na sako ge,

Yaad aayen gi tum ko hamari baatian,
Kho kar jab tum hamain pa na sako ge...

Zinda rahe to phir ho gi mehewar-e-guftugu

On


''Zinda rahe to phir ho gi mehewar-e-guftugu..!

''Dost''

''Or guzar gaye is raat tu apna salam-e-akhir hai..!

        "GOOD ÑIGHT"

ADVICE 2 boyz

On


ADVICE 2 boyz,

2 type ki girls k piche na bhago

1 jske piche me hu q k wo tjko kabi nhi milegi

2 jske piche me nhi hu q k jo mjse nhi pati wo tmse kya pategi.

Let all my friends be healthy & happy 4ever

On


I told an Angel:
"Let all my frnds be healthy & happy 4ever".

Angel said:
But for 4 days only.

I said:
Yes.
Spring days,
Autumn days,
Summer days
&
Winter days.

Angel said:
No,
3 days.

I said:
Yes.
Yesterday,
Today &
Tomorrow.

Angel said:
No,
2 days.

I said:
Yes.
A Bright day
(Day Time)
&
Dark day
(Night Time).

Angel said:
No,
Just 1 day.

I said:
Yes

Angel asked:
Which day?

I said:
Everyday

Angel laughed & said:

U really care 4 ur Frnds

2 lovers in K.F.C

On


2 lovers in K.F.C,

Larka:
kia khao gi jan?

Larki:
.
.
"Haleem"
mangwalo

Moral:
or phasao korangi ki bchi.... Hogaey na zalil k.F.C mein:-P

Muhabbat Kar To Li Hum Nay

On


!.GHAZAL.!
Muhabbat Kar To Li Hum Nay,
Muhabbat Paa Nahin Saktay..

Bohat Kehnay Ki Khuwahish Hai,
Magar Bataa Nahin Saktay..

Teri Baatain, Teri Yaadain,
Hamara Dil Dukhati Hain..

Bohat Takleef Hoti Hay,
Tujhay Sunaa Nahin Saktay..

Teray Saath Chalnaa Hay,
Teri Manzil Bhi Ban'na Hay..

Bohat Thak Gaye Hain Hum,
Ab Aagay Ja Nahin Saktay..

Suno Hum Toot Jayen Gay,
Humain Kaisay Sametto Gay.

Ke Mar Ke Bhi Meri JAAN !
Hum Tujhe Bhula Nahin Saktay.

Kabhi Meharban Tha Tu Kabhi Anjan Tha

On Monday, April 11, 2011

("GHZAL")

Kabhi Meharban Tha Tu Kabhi Anjan Tha

Mera Wehem Tha Ya Woh Mera Guman Tha

!! Dey Kar Zakham Woh Marham Rakhta Tha !!

Ban Raha Tha Ya Waqai Woh Itna Nadan Tha

!! Mujh Sy Bichar Gaya Tha Woh Ek Raat !!

Woh Shakhs Ju Kal Tak Meri Pehchan Tha

!! Kash K Woh ban Jata Hamara Hamdam !!

Kitna Dil Ko Es Baat Ka Arman Tha

!! Khuda Ko Chahtey Itna Tu Kuch Mil Bhi Jata Yaqeenan..!!

HamNy Chaha Jis Ko Wo Ek Insan tha.

Log kehte hain

On

Log kehte hain..!
.
"Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye to waqt  achha guzarta hai.."
.
So.
.
Maine socha apko..
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
APNI yaad dila do:-)

Tum Shaadi k Baad Badal Gaye Ho

On

Bivi Shohar se,
"Tum Shaadi k Baad Badal Gaye Ho",

Shohar
Main ne Tumhain Pehly Hi bata DiaTha k Mujhy
"Shaadi Shuda Larkiyon"
Main koi
Dil Chaspi Nhi.:)

Aj Meri Car ka accident 1 Larki ki car k sath hogaya

On

Aj Meri Car ka accident, 1 Larki ki car k sath hogaya..
.
Men Car se utra or Ghusay me Larki ko kaha..
Dil chah raha hy 1 zor ka THAPPAR maaru.....
.
Larki ne Jawab men kaha..
"THAPPAR SE DAR NAI LAGTA SAHAB PYAR SE LAGTA HAI"

(",)
<))> Dekh yaar Is
  |\   time per b line mar rahi hai...

Me gham e zindagi kia sunao Mera office khula hai

On

Me gham e zindagi kia sunao
Mera office khula hai

Me khushi kaha se laao
Mera offiice khula hai

Tumhe 30 March ki chutti ki khushi hai
Mujhe yaad hai lekin

Me apna mu kaha chupao
Mera office khula hai

Aaj subha subha jab office jarha tha to mohallay k bache bhi dekh k has rahe thay dost

Un ko bhi maine kah dia
Mera mazak mat urao
Mera office khula hai

Dedicated to all dukhi office staff.

Dost Tum aik Aise "DON" Ho,

On

Dost Tum aik Aise

"DON" Ho,

Jis K Paas pyar k Har Lock Ki Chaabi Hai.

Is Liye Ham AAP Ko

"DON" With "KEY"

Kehtay Hain.

Bolay To.

 @DONKEY@

chal ab sharma mat...

1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya

On

1 larky ko larki se pyar ho gya lekin larki ne usy thukra dia

Larky ne kaha tum 10din k andar mujh se muhbbat ka iqrar kro gi

Or larka din rat barish main dhoop main us k ghar k samne khara raha

9 din k bad larki ko waqae larky ki muhbbat ka ahsas ho gaya us ne socha suba pyar ka iqrar krun gi

lekin jab wo larky ko milne gyi to larka usy wahan na mila or 1 kaghz mila jis par likha tha

Tere chakkr main teri behan set ho gyi hai

Sorry Baji....

Kuch Larkian ahista ahista deti hain

On

Kuch Larkian ahista ahista deti hain


Kuch Larkian jaldi jaldi deti hain


or kuch Larkiyon ko baith kar denay mein maza aata hay


or kuch to aisi hain k unhen khara ho kar denay mein maza aata hay.











Har kisi ka JHAROO denay ka andaz mukhtalif hota hay....
"par teri s0ch ko salam hy ustad"

tumhari aankhy bht hseen hy

On

BOY: tumhari aankhy bht hseen hy
GIRL:choro na
BOY:tmhre bal bht khbsurt hy
GIRL:choro na
BOY:tmari awaz bht sureli hy
GIRL:ab choro b

BOY:chor hi to raha hon.

1pthan aasman per dekh raha tha

On

1pthan aasman per dekh raha tha, usne dusre pthan se pucha:
"yaar ye SURAJ hai ya CHAND?

Dusre pthan ne kaha:
Pata nahi main is SHEHER main neya aya hoon.?.

Chupke se hum ne bheja tha ik gulab use

On

Chupke se hum ne
bheja tha ik gulab
usey...



Kushboo ne
Sare shehar mein
Tamasha bana diya

1 Charsi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya

On

1 Charsi Ne Doston Ki Dawat Ka Program Banaya,

Aur Apne Hi Ghar Se Raat Ko Bakra Chori Kya,

Aur Khoob Dawat Ki,

Subha Jab Ghar Ponhcha To Bakra Ghar Main Hi Tha,

Bivi Se Pucha Bakra Kahan Se Aaya?



Bivi Boli Bakre Ko Goli Maro!



Ye Batao Raat Ko Choron Ki Tarha Kuttay Ko Kahan Lekar gae thay?

Apni Andheri Qabar ko khud hi Roshan karne ki Taiyari kar

On Sunday, April 10, 2011

Apni Andheri Qabar ko khud hi Roshan karne ki Taiyari kar"

 A dost"

"Aaj Zinda logon ko koi Yaad nahi karta!To Kal Murdoon ko Kon Yaad karega.

Main Nahi Itna Ghafil k Apne Chahne Walon Ko Bhool Jaon

On

Main Nahi Itna Ghafil k Apne Chahne Walon Ko Bhool Jaon,  
 
"saqi"



Peeta Zaror Hon Lekin Thori Dair Yadon Ko Sulane k Liay.

Jab Bhi Teri Awaz Sun'ne Ko G Chahta Hai

On

""Jab Bhi Teri Awaz Sun'ne Ko G Chahta He,,,""+
  +<+,"DOST",+>+


""Utha K Pathar Kutte Ko Maar Deta Ho0n,,,""

SHADI

On

'SHADI'
Ye wo din he jb


Aik larka stage pur apni bv k sath baithta he

Or dosri larkio ko khubsoorat libas me daikh kr sochta he

"Ye SAB AAJ SE PHLE KAHA THi?

Asif Zardari Ro Ro Ke Poch Raha Tha

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Asif Zardari Ro Ro Ke Poch Raha Tha ...!!!

Benazir Ka Qatil Kon Hai ...???

Achanak ...!!!

Ufone Se Aawaz Aai ...!!!


Tum Hi To Ho ...!

Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karoge?

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Girl: Agar moqa mila to tum mujh se shadi karoge? 









Boy: Agar moqa mil gaya to shadi karne ki kia zarurat hai?

Hmari taraf balance nhi mil raha.30 ka load krwa do

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Hmari trf balance nhi mil raha.30 ka load krwa do..
Plz pehli dfa apko koi kam bola hy.
















Msg frward kro jitna aa jae apki kismat.. :-P;-)

Ek jokar ne logo ko 1 jok sunaya

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Ek jokar ne
logo ko 1 jok sunaya to sb log bhat ziada hanse

Usne wohi jok phr sunaya to kam log hanse
Usne wohi jok phr sunaya to koi b na hansa

To phr

Usne 1 boht khubsurat bät kahi;

AGR TUM LOG 1 KHUSHI KO LEKR BAR BAR KHUSH NHI HO SKTE

TO PHR

1 GHAM KO LEKAR BAR BAR ROTE Q HO?
Think about it..

Hum Tassawur Me Unhen Aise Basa Lete Hain

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Hum Tassawur me unhen aise Basa lete hain

Lutf dedar ka jb chahe utha lete hain

Zndgi yun hi bohat km hy Mohabat k lye

Log Nfrt ki jga kese bana letay he.?

Dheet Friends r Always Dheet.

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"Dheet" Friends r Always Dheet.

They Receive Many Msgs But They Send "Ikka Dukka" Msgs In A Week.

Actually They r Special Kind Of "Dheets"

They Become More "Dheet" After A Lot Of "Bayzti"

They r Bikhari In Front Of  Friends,

Never Eat Sharam

&

Muskraying By Reading The Msg:-)

" Bayzti Proof"

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